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[–] 4 points 1 day ago (3 children)

There are so many psychos in America, hard to pick one. I would rather send Sam Altman a message, I believe he is the sickest of all of them.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    That's wild. Sam Altman sucks but he's tame compared to others

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I think you haven't heard the interview where he talks about the "suicide" of one of his employees:

    https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Suchir_Balaji

    Watch this interview:

    https://www.reddit.com/r/OpenAI/comments/1o9ewpv/sam_altman_discusses_the_mysterious_death_of_his/

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  • That's a weird way to profit off of class angst

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  • [–] 69 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    Is there any way to make the monument noisy as fuck and wildly carcinogenic for those living nearby?

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  • [–] 1 point 23 hours ago

    In my opinion, Musk is so worthless, that he doesn't deserve any sort of monument or anything of that sort. I've known so many losers! Do they get a monument? Naaah, they're just the butt of gossip and that's the end of it.

    I know Musk is more damaging, but stuff like this is excessively ineffective at changing anything.

    If you want public art, we can actually fund timeless art.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 day ago

    How about something visible from space so it shows up when flown over and more importantly, when satellite maps are updated.

    Grasses / trees planted in a shape or phrase would be cool.

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  • [–] 23 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk?

    Kalshi odds are saying most people think Elon's hoping for the answer to be "children."

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Who cares what a shitty gambling site "says"?

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    You seem to have missed the joke.

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  • [–] -4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    You screwed your joke by unnecessarily attaching it to a brand and making it look like an ad.

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  • [–] 0 points 1 day ago* (1 child)

    Well, it's the aggregated opinion of people who use the site. Kalshi doesn't set the price; people making the bets set the price based on the odds others are willing to accept.

    There's a sampling bias for sure, but since the odds given for this bet are based on how much people are willing to pay for that bet, this gives a very good approximation for how people actually feel about something.

    It actually ends up being more reliable than most opinion polls in that way.

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  • [–] 1 point 20 hours ago

    Besides the fact they nobody knows what is being done behind the scenes to ensure results are (or aren't) fair, using a sample of individuals that are all attempting to play the system against each other deeply and irreparably biases the data.

    On top of that, jokes like the one I responded to and comments like yours only serve to legitimize a "service" thats sole purpose is to squeeze every penny from its users. It doesn't provide anything beneficial to anyone but its owners.

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago

    Cards Against Humanity might as well be run by the Onion.

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  • [–] 22 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    According to the Lancet reckless indiscriminate cuts to USAID is directly responsible for 14 million deaths.

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  • [–] 24 points 2 days ago (2 children)

    A statue of someone putting their whole head up their own ass would be good

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago

    CAH and The Onion are bound to have a merger one of these days.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 day ago

    Every time I think of Musky, I always think about the time Musky got bullied off the internet. Always cheers me up.

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  • [–] 5 points 2 days ago

    Elon Musk is a fucking Theseist

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  • [–] -5 points 2 days ago (1 child)

    I'm just gonna start fucking downvoting censors

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