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Who wants to fuck with Elon Musk? (www.cardsagainsthumanity.com)

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Today, we’re announcing the Official Elon Musk is a Sad Little Bitch with No Friends Monument Design Committee. For just $10, you can join a movement of like-minded people working together to force a moment of introspection upon the world’s richest, ugliest little bitch.

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[–] clifmo@programming.dev 22 points 2 days ago (2 children)

According to the Lancet reckless indiscriminate cuts to USAID is directly responsible for 14 million deaths.

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[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 days ago

Including millions of children. Elon Musk has killed literally millions of children.

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[–] BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today 1 point 1 day ago

Which is why when we are only confiscating entire fortunes from some families, and imprisoning them for their crimes, Musk will suffer a far worse fate.

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