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[–] 1 point 35 minutes ago

I love Wonkette's article on it, LOL.

https://www.wonkette.com/p/lying-mouthpiece-karoline-leavitt

But Karoline Leavitt topped them all — in meanness, in dumbness, in the size and visibility of the cross she would wear around her neck so we would know she was very godly while she lied to us. Her willingness to stand up in the White House press room and fire off the most insane lies, to glaze Donald Trump as the greatest president anyone had ever seen, to back up his late-night social media ramblings as if they were the most profound of statements and not the faint sparks of a diseased and dying mind, was breathtaking.

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  • [–] 3 points 12 hours ago

    Did Trump sing Sweet Kkkaroline as she left?

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  • [–] 62 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    She’s told so many lies…She must not be pretty enough for him now and a new younger model is coming in. Is the governor for Arkansas position opening up soon?

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (3 children)

    Her replacement is going to be Erika Kirk, isn't it?

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  • [–] 10 points 23 hours ago

    Mrs Leavitt is gonna spend her time now drinking around in a Panther De Ville looking for 101 Dalmatians in order to make herself a coat.

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  • [–] 21 points 1 day ago

    If I heard this news from Karoline Leavitt, I wouldn't believe her.

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    She looks at LEAST a decade older, and thats being nice. She really looks like shes at the end of 40s or early 50s and life has been ROUGH.

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  • [–] 33 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    She absolutely does not look 45+. Generally I try to avoid speaking on women's looks because really no one wins except the patriarchy, but my goodness that's just false. Say what you want about how she's an awful person, but if you think a 50 something year old woman generally looks like her you are too online to understand what women actually look like.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I don't think she looks fifty, but I'm forty and she looks older than me. She just looks like one of those middle aged people whose self-worth requires never being older than 29 so they ruin their face with tanning and surgery and botulinin toxin. And being hateful/angry really does seem to age your skin.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    I'm 42 and she definitely looks older than me

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  • [–] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 child)
    1. And I've always been good about wearing sunscreen but even so. I don't have any lines around my upper lip. She has a ton. It's from the stress of lying and having no ethics. And telling yourself it's all for Jesus.

    Living a lie is incredibly hard on the body.

    There is longitudinal research on closeted gay men. They have really poor health.

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  • [–] 4 points 21 hours ago (1 child)

    Thought she was supposedly pregnant. Seems like that was a lie to grift sympathy. Like Erika kirk.

    I figured as much because women know miscarriage is common in first 2 months and usually it's not announced publicly until after that point.

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  • [–] 2 points 12 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago) (1 child)

    ...? again? She just had a baby in February, I think. May.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago

    Propaganda Barbie is off to spend time with Ken. Hope she chokes to death on his buddy's dick. .

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Please let the replacement be the crazy woman with the witch eyes who always cries.

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  • [–] 14 points 1 day ago

    It's time for

    Scaramucci 2

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  • So who's ready for Baghdad Barbie 3?

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  • [–] 3 points 23 hours ago

    TDIL there is an expiration date for selling your soul.

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Did she stop giving him blowjobs?

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  • Didn't he just spend the weekend with a new young blond on his plane while Melania was away?Any bets on if she's the new Press Secretary?

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  • [–] 5 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Wait, aren’t her lips lovely?

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago*

    I thought she had already left for a job at Faux News lmao

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  • [–] 2 points 1 day ago

    For family reasons, no doubt.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 day ago

    She is a decade older than I am, and he looks older than me. And that's AFTER having plastic surgery. Oof.

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