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[–] 6 points 1 day ago

Beans knows what beans wants and is self actualizing. How many of your goals have you achieved today?

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    With rotisserie chicken, friendship ends!!! 😡

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  • [–] 28 points 1 day ago

    Beans did not steal anything. The chicken always belonged to Beans, though you were unaware of that basic fact.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Beans knows what's what.

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  • [–] 30 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    1/10, OP is clearly trying to cash in on the bean craze without giving us any beans.

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  • [–] 72 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    No longer asking if he can haz

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Is everyone who got this considered old or am I still ok?

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  • [–] 32 points 1 day ago (4 children)

    If my cat did this, I'd just be so impressed I'd let her have the damn chicken. Enjoy the conquest and all.

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Chicken bones are dangerous (can be deadly) for animals as they splinter. If my cats steal some cheese I'll let them have it (if it's not too big as they are lactose intolerant). But now it's hard to have a cheese platter. They just keep trying until there's a weak moment in our surveillance. They are cheese ninjas.

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  • [–] [S] 40 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    When I was a little girl, I had a black cat. We lived on the 9th floor. One day the window was open and a pigeon landed on the ledge outside. My cat lunged at it, and thankfully I was there and grabbed her by her rear end.

    I was able to pull her back in, the pigeon still in her clutches. She ran to the bathroom and hid behind the toilet with the bird in her mouth.

    She growled and made absolutely insane noises at us as we tried to get her out and save the bird.

    Eventually, we got her to let go. Sadly, the bird died. We never kept that window open again, and I learned that day that Margo was a freaking ruthless hunter.

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  • [–] 20 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    All of them are. They devastate ecosystems if they're let outside, that's one of the reasons they tell you to keep them indoors. They kill an astronomical amount of wildlife.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Honestly I’m impressed your cat managed to kill a bird while still technically being an inside cat. That takes a special intersection of luck and skill.

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  • [–] [S] 21 points 1 day ago

    Kill a bird while being on the 9th floor… that is a whole lot of luck and skill, I agree.

    I’m not gonna lie, I was a bit traumatized by the whole situation but my mom did a great job explaining that I did my best and prevented the cat from jumping to her death while hunting the damn pigeon.

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  • [–] 29 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Except it sets a precedent that they can steal your food.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Cooked chicken bones are super dangerous. They’d likely kill your cat.

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  • [–] 17 points 1 day ago

    They're not really that bad. The bones get soft and kinda crumbly when they're cooked in the chicken. They only get brittle when they're allowed to dry after the meat is stripped off. The whole "shards of bone will pierce their stomach/intestines" idea is kind of a myth. They're still a choking hazard, but that's true for any bones, cooked or not.

    I'm sure I'll get a few people who want to link some blog that says otherwise, but that's what the emergency vets told me the first time my dog ate fried chicken.

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  • [–] 35 points 1 day ago (2 children)

    Beans was 9 pounds, now he's 11 pounds..

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  • [–] 37 points 1 day ago (2 children)
  • [–] 13 points 1 day ago

    The kitty is about 10% chicken when it's done.

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  • [–] 19 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    All on Team Beans sound off!

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  • At that point I'd say cat deserves it

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago

    Izza bird!

    Iz MY bird!

    Catching birds is why kitties exist!

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  • [–] 9 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    40minutes? You should have declared defeat as soon as he got it under the bed. At that point you weren't going to eat it were you?

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  • [–] 4 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    How many pounds was the chicken? I don't usually buy rotisserie chickens I don't know how much they weigh

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    Perfect guard kitty lol

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  • [–] 8 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    no you stole my cat's name give it back :c

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  • [–] 7 points 1 day ago (1 child)

    Are rotisserie chickens often small like that? It almost looks like a large quail.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 day ago

    Beans hungers.

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