▲ 536 ▼ Beware Beans! (lemmy.world) submitted 2 days ago by ickplant@lemmy.world to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 51 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 days ago (1 child) 40minutes? You should have declared defeat as soon as he got it under the bed. At that point you weren't going to eat it were you? permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 child) Lots of cats have little to no portion control and will eat themselves sick. Even if you're not going to eat it anymore, you should at least take it away and give it back in small portions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago Today I learned I should have been born a cat. No portion control, food delivery service, poop antidelivery service, forehead kisses on demand, you get to shove your butthole in anyone's face and they can't do anything about it, if you sit on someone and they move they go to jail, like I need to arrange this for my next reincarnation permalink fedilink source parent
[–] agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 day ago (1 child) Lots of cats have little to no portion control and will eat themselves sick. Even if you're not going to eat it anymore, you should at least take it away and give it back in small portions. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago Today I learned I should have been born a cat. No portion control, food delivery service, poop antidelivery service, forehead kisses on demand, you get to shove your butthole in anyone's face and they can't do anything about it, if you sit on someone and they move they go to jail, like I need to arrange this for my next reincarnation permalink fedilink source parent
[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 1 day ago Today I learned I should have been born a cat. No portion control, food delivery service, poop antidelivery service, forehead kisses on demand, you get to shove your butthole in anyone's face and they can't do anything about it, if you sit on someone and they move they go to jail, like I need to arrange this for my next reincarnation permalink fedilink source parent
