Someone took the time to make the person's boobs appear behind the cat in this image. Some Amazon product images don't go through this much effort when they paste images together. I appreciate it.

Damn I kind of love the look of the harness(?) as intended to be worn and now I want one myself

This is exactly how my brain works too. I would have done the same thing and just thought "boy, this harness kinda' sucks"

Ha, silly man. It's a harness for sweater puppies!

Please, do not the cat!

This just clips to the woman's shirt right? Not intended for carabiners or anything?

The husband's name? Shane Dawson.