No, sucking monkey peen is just fun

Who the fuck is this bell end Matt Walsh?

if you killed every ape, you would disrupt the ecosystem and kill every human

But we are apes... come on!

Matt Walsh is a dumbass. It’s a simple concept.

I can't say I'm thrilled about being murdered but the fellatio beforehand is some consolation I suppose. I wonder who the lucky one to be spared will be.

Actually, I've been contacted by every ape on this subject. They are mostly tops and would like to, you know. Anyway they are ok with condoms because these days it's a no brainer.

he’s still alive? ffs

I say we let him try. Hand-to-hand combat. Every ape vs. Matt Walsh.