Would you kill every sparrow to save one human?

This is very shorthand for humans are above nature. It leads to the conclusion that human needs supercede anything else on this planet. Also, Matt Walsh is a nazi if you are lucky enough to not know who he is.

I would say most apes are more important and smarter than republicans. That’s a very simple concept folks!

Humans are apes... This is like "I'd kill every bird in the world to save one parrot"

Matt answering the hard questions that no one fucking asked.

"Why does someone always have to die in these scenarios?"

People with this mentality decrease the overall fitness of our species.

Gold is more valuable than silver. Give me all of the silver for this piece of gold.

But you wouldn't save that human, as you just killed them all (including himself.) I guess he would only save people in space?

Posted the day after the Harambe incident

Who the fuck is Matt Walsh and why would anyone care what they think?

Ah, ok. He’s some dude with a beard and a podcast. Very qualified.

Would you kill one ape to suck every human's dick?