This is more believable to the characters and writing.

And that “turkey kramer…” I can see him as a tuna flopping after being caught. LMAO

https://tenor.com/bZ3R5.gif - Kramer (Seinfeld) Happy Thanksgiving

I can picture this so clearly

Jerry: She literally said, "life is like a box of chocolates"?
George: Yes, she said, "you never know what you're gonna get."
Jerry: "Life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get"?
George: Word for word.
Jerry: They have a card in them...
George: They have a menu.
Jerry: Right, the little menu card! So you know exactly what you're getting.
George: I told her that.
Jerry: So what did you do?
George: I took that box of chocolates and I ran to the end of the road. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd run to the end of town. And when I got there, I thought maybe I'd just run across the Upper West Side. And I figured, since I run this far, maybe I'd just run across Manhattan. And that's what I did. I ran clear across Manhattan. For no particular reason I just kept on going.

I'd fuck with The Wizard of Oz where Elaine is Dorothy, Kramer is the Scarecrow, Jerry is the Tin Man, and George is the Cowardly Lion.

There is no glass of water

there is no water

This isn't about The Matrix, this is about an earlier scene in this hypothetical episode of Seinfeld. In this hypothetical episode one may deduce from the dialogue that Jerry was not offered water. But yes, in The Matrix, Neo had water.

I can dry swallow and do half the time. Am I doing something wrong ?

I can take a pill without water. It's not pleasant but I can do it. I don't, however, look natural while taking it like I do with water. The raised neck and facial contortions I do and the time it takes would make those 3 seconds with a drink a far better choice.

I almost always take pills without water when I'm out

Ironically, Neo does chase his red pill with a glass of water in the movie. Maybe Morpheus was in a hurry with George?

i think theyre leaving a lot of character development on the table by skipping those few seconds. how does the character actually swallow a pill? where does the water come from? what do they do if theres none immediately on hand? maybe they fuck it up a little and we get a comedic moment of them kinda half choking on a pill for a second. maybe they just throw it back like theyve had a ton of practice.

George: It was a huge pill!

Hot take: Jerry (the actor) is way more racist than Richards. Richards had one (admittedly very bad) moment that he’s spent every moment since apologizing for; Jerry continues to support Zionist Israel.

A car speeds to a stop beside you. Kramer in the passenger seat, Mel Gibson driving.

"Get in," Kramer says, "we need to save humanity."

Select your character:

1. Pete Hegseth
2. Some black Jewish dude

What is this? A meme for 1999?

Yes, but I have a good reason:

I am a banana!