Might I suggest practicing writing letters to your government officials in it, it's good to know how to write their names. Just practice your penmanship, and think of their faces while writing the names.
That's a common blue footed Shinigami, there should be a bird journal somewhere near it. Try writing the names of your favorite conservative politicians in it!
I hope they like kudzu. And prickly lettuce. And whatever the hell else is dominating my yard. Or really nature's yard to be more honest about the situation.
Fun fact: kudzu is edible! And if you fry the leaves and salt them, they're like the best potato chips ever! Basically the whole plant is edible except for seed/seedpods. Obviously, do you own research, make sure it's actually kudzu, etc. But if it, it's delicious
I was going to make kudzu jelly last summer, I collected the leaves to brew into a tea and was going to add pectin bit I realized I didn't have pectin. Then the next time I was at the store, I was looking for pectin but found the grape jelly instead and bought that.
EDIT 2: Ok, I realize bringing it up makes it seem like the snack WAS people, but, I promise you, it was NOT people
EDIT 3: You know what? Who are YOU to judge anyway? Like... hypothetically... if I WERE a winged demon from the underworld that OCCASIONALLY surfaces to nibble on some human toes... is that such a bad thing?
I'm at the point I can take a whole fiver every night before bed and it doesn't even affect me. I blackout for like 8 hours and wake up the next day like I'm not even on the hard shit.
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