Pretty sure they do actually! We were at the store once and saw some underwear with pockets. Looked like a neat concept.

-- Frost

That would be called shorts

Like one giant pouch on the ass to hold your bourbon while you're walking around your house pantsless?

More likely to happen than women's clothes with pockets

SCOTTeVEST makes them

They kinda do already. But it's just one and it's front and center.

You guys have enough fucking pockets, let the women have some

For a phone? Waistband tuck in the bikini bridge gets me by most of the time. But really, the solution for me is just keep some gym shorts handy.

But then you would have to lose the pockets on your pants! You would have to replace pants pockets with pass-through holes, so you could actually access the boxer pockets.

But they already have!

• place phone or other item to side of thigh lined up with bottom of the trunk
• roll up
• tuck rubber band under item

Done.

They do. My boxers have pockets.