I blame management for the existence of option d
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I remember having a lot of trouble with those questions - not so much because I was underage, but because I didn’t grow up with US pop culture and sports.
All four answers work though.
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I like: how many Germans does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One. They are very efficient, but not very funny.
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100, 1 to hold the light bulb and 11 to de bug the house
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It makes me think about how many country artists it takes to change a light bulb....
Six. One to change the bulb while the other five sing about how good the old one was.
I don't remember, that was a long time ago, but I think the answer must have been B., considering the rest of the game.
Yes, I played the game in 1987.
Yes, I'm old.
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"If a programmer can change a lightbulb in 5 minutes, 5 programmers can change a ligthbulb in 1."
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For the d) answer:
(On my work laptop)
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The real answer is management needs atleast 3-5 meetings to first discuss this with 10 developers 10 upstream developers 10 downstreams developers and business team for all. And after we spent 2-4 weeks of all this a lone developer who's been saying we just screw it in gets the approval to do exactly that
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1, but it takes 12 hours because of the amount of documentation they need to do
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My favourite light bulb joke is:
How many Morriseys does it take to change a light bulb? None, because there is a light and it never goes out.
Every other light bulb joke i hear, the number is arbitrary - it could be 10/100/1000 with no loss to the joke. But "none" and for that reason is the only possible correct answer to that joke.
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How many IT security people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 50 to Palm the work off on the service desk and another 250 to block service desks access to be able to screw in the light bulb.
Another few hundred to make it seem like the original IT security were actually useful.. IT support get are still at the same amount of people.. They do the work and they get the blame.
Might be obvious, IT security at my company have no fucking idea what they're doing and just making random shit up to keep their jobs alive.
I now have to do IT support with one hand tied behind my back..
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Possible plot twist: there is no correct answer and to pass this age check you should skip this one.
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Do not worry. Alt-X bypasses the question.
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3, one product manager, one scrum master and one programmer.
e. All of the above
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