Some absolute stinkers in there.

Using Tramadol to help you work seems like a bad idea to me. The reason being is that it will let you make your existing injury much worse. If you can't work then you can get disability benefit and an operation. If you just block the pain signals and keep working you could end up a whole new level of fucked.

How many signatures does it take for parliament to actually give a shit? I suppose we'll find out if it ever happens.

What's to understand? They probably do get money sometimes.

He's actually Greater Argentine's monster

Aha!

Thanks, you too!

Prispism

“Mainland Europe” usually means continental Europe without the UK.

Why would it include the UK? Most of that hasn't been connected to the mainland for ten thousand years. Unless you're thinking about Gibraltar, which I would indeed consider to be part of the mainland.

Opening illegal jars

I'm just going to wear the bulletproof alien pajamas when I break into people's houses then.

Where meme?