Fake - invents time machine
Gay - america goes both ways
Fake - invents time machine
Gay - america goes both ways
Yeah this is the Hollywood version of time travel but in the real world that's not how things work.
Adolf Hitler didn't invent Nazism, any more than Donald Trump invented MAGA, they were just two individuals who were the right moment in history to take the opportunity, have they never existed someone else would have done it, possibly later on, but it would still happened.
Nazism for example came out of frustrations with the rest of Europe over the treaty of Versailles. If you want to prevent World War 2 it isn't enough to kill Hitler, you have to first prevent World War 1, in order to prevent World War 1 you really have to prevent all the stupid little wars that predated it. The number of people you would have to kill in order to prevent Nazis is enormous, probably in the thousands. It's not one easily removable Nexus point
I doubt individuals are that big a deal in history. If Hitler hadn’t done it probably somebody else would have done it.
Then again, the Norman Conquest of England was really just a succession crisis between three cousins mostly called Harold, but if it fell a slightly different way you don’t get French as the language of the English nobility and possibly no Hundred Years‘ War (though I like to think we’d have made any excuse to fight the French).
The bitter European state rivalry also lead to industrialization. The particular sequence of necessary things like a shortage of expensive labour, wet coal that needed constant pumping, an arms race with other European powers (Whitworth rifles, screw threads, standardization, his micrometer, boring breakthroughs. Uh, I mean boring as in hole boring) and then finally the Newcommen steam engine which was truly revolutionary but was also utter shit.
James Watt's improvement of the Newcommen engine sparked the steam era. Also with heavy machinery we got the Bessemer process for mass steel making that was good enough. Puddling furnaces or crucible steel were something you did if you needed better control.
All of that shit was to spite the French. And the Spanish. And the Germans. And the Italians probably, maybe even the Greeks? Who knows. It was these interstate rivalries that created a tech arms race and now we are where we are.
go further back, kill alexander the great no HRE, none of their bastard splinter empires, we all end up speaking mongolian cause the Khan faces far kess resistance invading europe
I was actually just thinking about this earlier today, but I would go back further. Kill Leonidas, the Greeks never unify against the Persians, who claim all if Europe and allow local cultures/religions to self-govern. Celtic civilization thrives in western Europe, Gothic civilization in Northern Europe, all the other early European cultures never get replaced by Roman and later Catholic hegemony.
In fact, Catholicism never exists either because Jesus was born in a Persian Levant where he is promptly recognized and deified as a god-king instead of being crucified, whereby he imposes socialist utopian rule where bigotry, hypocrisy, cruelty, and greed are basically the only things that aren't allowed.
Persia, reaching the Indus Valley civilizations and the himalayas, has early contact with Buddhism which merges with Zoroastrianism and Christianity into a syncretic religion where do-no-harm and relieve-suffering are the supreme axioms.
When the Mongols reach them, they're welcomed with open arms, who then convert readily to this altruistic faith. As Buddhism spreads into China it carries this cosmopolitanism with it, and as they're never colonized by the British they face no humiliation or embarrassment, there's no need for a cultural revolution to undo the harms of capitalism, no need for a communist revolution because socialism has already spread from early Christianity on the wings of Persian tolerance.
Basically, world peace that will never be destabilized.
If anything, Hitler cemented that fascist rule was a bad thing since he also carried around the baggage of intense racism.
Seems like fascism was reasonably well received by the world of interwar period (at least in the west). Its primarily because they Nazis did a genocide that we associate fascism with "the big bad" in modern times.
I don't doubt that the Weimar Republic was headed to fascism, but if they'd had a more rational leader, it would probably have been a slower/steadier boil that didn't kick off WWII for a few extra years + was more content to rest on its laurels (i.e. content with dividing Poland, taking the Sudetenland, etc) with significant breaks between claims.
I think this all culminates in a more sympathetic looking Germany post WWII (if it even becomes a World War), which then changes the dynamic of modern Neo-Nazi movements (probably less racist, less overlap with confederate sympathizer movements, more political reformation focused).
Idk, its interesting to think about.
Ehhh, this reeks of "benevolent dictator," sure it sounds legit, but it doesn't hold up to scrutiny and doesn't have any historical precedent for a reason. Fascism, by definition, is reliant upon internalized violence against its own population to maintain in groups and out groups and to keep the in groups in control. Sure you can have out groups that aren't defined by race, but you're still, very deliberately, going to have large groups who are made to suffer needlessly in order to be a boogeyman and scapegoat whenever anything bad happens.
Society in general was pretty cool with racism.
It was kinda hard to prosecute the holocaust because they couldn't lean too hard on the fact it had been done to Jewish people because then the general public might actually support it.
I suppose the question then becomes how much can you change Nazi ideology before it essentially becomes something different. If an alteration to history can make the Nazi movement not racist and not so genocide focused isn't it really just a different political movement now?
It's the temporal ship of Theseus, how much can I change history before it ceases to be my history?
But also, fascism is inherently supremacist, and requires out groups to marginalize in order to thrive. It would have always ended up the way it did, it just might have taken a different route.
Completely agree.
Might be a contentious take, but in my mind, I see "Nazi-ism" as containing two core pieces: antisemitism and fascism. That is to say, its possible to be fascist and not antisemitic (though examples of this seem, at best, thin on the ground).
I really dont know what other major figures of the Nazi party believed. I assume its was largely fascist to the core, but its my understanding that Hitler injected his antisemitism into the party, so I'd be curious to see how history unfolds in history absence (I dont have hope it'd be better, but I doubt it'd be much worse).
Most individuals, sure. There's an argument to be made that Taft royally screwed the 20th century by not conceding the primary to Teddy. If he had stepped aside, Wilson cannot win the presidency. Without Wilson keeping us out of WWI, Teddy likely gets Congress to declare war after the sinking of The Lucitania. That gets us into the war quickly enough that Russia doesn't pull out. Sure the Tsar is still gonna get overthrown, but the interim government won't be, as they just helped win the war, and so Russia is at the table when Armisice Day (or the equivalent) happens. That prevents Russia from losing territory. Here's where it gets interesting. Without the purge of the interim government, the Bolsheviks don't have the momentum to purge the Menchaviks, making communism more moderate and preventing Lenin, and therefore Stalin from rising to power. Without Stalin yelling that he intended to kill all non-communists, Germany probably doesn't go full fascist. In fact the European theater of WWII might just not have happened. Sure the baltics are still a thing, and the Pacific still exists, and we probably still would have cut Japan's oil supply, but we wouldn't have been distracted in Europe.
It's entirely possible that without Wilson, the US wouldn't have ever gained the superpower status we got after WWII.
US stays isolationist
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US takes Canada
Which one is it?
If WWII never happened, the US never would have built up bases all over the world nor would they have been able to get the head start on pushing American manufacturing standards as ISO standards (due to being physically removed from the conflict in Europe). In that case, the US never sees the boom that it did from those situations, and never would have nearly as much economic, military, or social power as it did from being involved in the war.
How they would manage to take over all of north and south America in that situation is beyond me. Clearly written by someone who believes in American exceptionalism
That also means that Ford never rises to the global powerhouse it is, which means that the Phillips screw head doesn't proliferate.
Excuse me, I have a time machine to build.
Monkey's Paw Time Machine: Slotted screws becomes the standard instead.
Also, scientific papers would be as likely to be published in German or French as in English, and when computers appear, technical terms and keywords would probably not be in American English. This universe’s equivalent of FORTRAN or the UNIX command line may be based on German grammar.
Good point.
I heard a podcast recently (99% invisible) that talked about how the "60 degree" screw became standard in the world. Before that, there were many competing types of screw, which meant that there were all kinds of incompatibilities.
What they mentioned only in passing was that the British Empire already had a standard at 55 degrees. At that point, the British empire was huge. The smart thing to do would have been to simply adopt the British standard and make it the worldwide standard. Instead, the US forced the rest of the world, including the whole British Empire to adopt the new standard.
I imagine if the US hadn't entered WWII the world might be using German standards, or it might be using British Empire standards, or maybe even Soviet standards, but it definitely wouldn't be using American standards.
LOL, America's Hat doesn't count as a real separate country, silly!
disclaimer
(The sentiment expressed above is in furtherance of a bit and does not reflect the actual opinion of the commenter.)
You'd be better off either convincing allied nations to provide aid to Germany after WW1, or befriending Hitler and convincing him it has nothing to do with Jewish people.
If successful they'll be no Israel Palestine conflict.
Hello, is this England? Yes, it's me, a time traveler. Would you be terribly put off if I asked you to be friends with Germany? I know they've been quite cantankerous of late, but I promise it's in the best interest of all parties for you two to get along. Cheerio!
Now, where did I put the phone numbers for France and Belgium...
Genau, wäre vielleicht nicht verkehrt, wenn wir alle Deutsch sprechen würden :)
The Great Depression was going to come along and end up affecting Germany
Convincing the allies to be sympathetic to Germany after WWI would be really hard. While the US had Wilson trying to establish cooperation with the League of Nations, he had to compromise with others who wanted more punitive measures. France had long-standing ire with them over Alsace-Lorraine and wanted them permanently crippled, since their shared border made them a looming threat in the future. They also suffered a lot of damage and needed aid themselves. Britain's attitude was kind of in between. Plenty of people guessed the treaty could lead to another war in the future, but many were too angry to really care. So we got stuff like the war guilt clause.
A professor in college told me Hitler went from about the normal amount of racist to turbo racist after having some chemicals leak into his brain near the end of WWI. So Hitler's racism might have been a symptom of actual brain damage. Either way, racism and conspiracies don't tend to come from a rational position so it is very hard to pull someone out of them with reason.
I doubt Israel would exist without Hitler but there would still likely be some conflict in the region. Britain made the Balfour Declaration before WWI had even ended and the collapse of the Ottomans Empire that controlled the region left it unstable and in British control. They would have supported the jewish minority in the region even without the Holocaust available to help them justify creating a new state.
...get on the floor, everyone do the dinosaur.
Also now no-one knows who the hell Hitler is and you're just some crazy asshole who killed a baby for no apparent reason.
That was a very very very interesting thought experiment and a very satisfying explanation for questions like "why did God create Hitler," if you're religious. Truly we cannot decipher the tapestry of history except for from the other side.
EDIT: while it's true that someone else would have taken Hitler's place, it's clear that the premise of this greentext is actually "what if Nazi Germany never formed"
You were supposed to go back in time and kill Hans Sprechter.
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