Yeah. We're unhappy because your slow ass won't get out of the way! XD

(but also: What if you were moving toward a light source? Wouldn't that mean you get to see faster? 🤔)

Do these fine gentlemen look unhappy to you?

"People in a hurry are experiencing stress."

--rant start--

I hate it I hate it such a shitty implication. This headline implies that walking fast makes you sad, but I'm willing to bet a lot that the study didn't actually find such a causal connection.

My guess is that the causal link is stress here. Stressed people walk faster and are also sad.

So make the headline say "scientists say stressed people walk fast" or something because someone will try walking slowly in hopes of that bringing happiness

--rant end--

Hmmm actually ☝️🤓
Sonic don't walk fast, he runs fast.

Because he's addicted to cocaine

True. Walking fast makes me very unhappy with all the slow walkers

Analyses for specific causes of death showed that participants with low walking speed had about a threefold increased risk of cardiovascular death.

https://doi.org/10.1136/bmj.b4460

Yeah I'm unhappy about all these slow mother fuckers that are always in my way.

The problem with being faster than light is that you only see darkness...

It used to be that when my girlfriend and I were walking, she would always be rushing me by walking much faster. After starting my current job, I've become the fast walker, always having to slow down for her.

Uhhh I'm not sure I like the implication of this is

Idk I walk pretty fast and I’m pretty happy, aside from my crippling depression.

Depending on how slow the people in front of me are, I'm also more homicidal! At least Sonic has a lethal spin dash for such occasions.

So, you're telling me that if I just walk slower, I'll be happier?

https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/older-adults-who-walk-faster-may-cut-risk-cognitive-decline-by-half

Saw this in the news a few days ago.

Now I know why I walk fast

Some of y'all have never watched a 200kg / 440lb southern woman walk. She is not happy. And I'm not happy to be walking behind her.

Honestly I’ve been very conscious of this lately as a fast walker and it turns out even when I’m in the best mood it’s just fucking painful to walk slow. I feel the same way driving slow in a car with a turbo — the car wants to move fast.

Gotta go pee!

But in sonic world, happy people run fast, sad people skate.

Tracks, I walk so fast it makes people upset with me. I just hate wasting time, why not get where you are going quickly. I’m also deeply unhappy.

said… people content to be slow? Or… might these be… most kindly… and not shaming anyone… lazy assed bitches?

This must be. I always walk fast or even run and im sad as fuck