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[–] 56 points 4 weeks ago (3 children)
  • This implies the Burger Kings first name is Carl.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 weeks ago (1 child)
  • [–] 10 points 4 weeks ago*

    American legends be like "and then after his crucifixion and resurrection jesus travelled to america where he was horrified to see the brown native americans, who were brown because they were sinners,so he zapped them with holy ray of removing curses and they turned white." (The Book of Mormon, so i am told)

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  • [–] 19 points 4 weeks ago
    [–] 11 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    CarlJr? The god of Trackmania?

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  • [–] 8 points 4 weeks ago

    They met on old McDonalds farm, I presume?

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago* (1 child)

    🎶 Pizza Hut, Pizza Hut, Kentucky Fried Chicken, and a Pizza Hut. 🎶

    The first time I heard that song, it was at a sci-fi convention in the early-to-mid 2000s at an evening concert put on by Ronny Cox. This guy:

    Ronny Cox as Captain Jellico from Star Trek: The Next Generation

    Also this guy from Stargate SG-1:

    Ronny Cox as Robert Kinsey from Stargate SG-1

    The Pizza Hut song was an audience participation portion. Great memories.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 weeks ago (2 children)

    No-one plays an arsehole authority figure like Ronnie Cox. I wonder what he's like in real life.

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  • What are you talking about? Taco Bell wins the franchise wars!

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    I need to get in that wedding. Just get in'n'out after trying the cake.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 weeks ago

    I feel like girls camp had a song about this

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago

    Wait. Did I read this wrong? Is it implying that the brother and sister are getting married to each other. Wendy and Carl Jr are the 'they' for most of the post and there is no one else introduced that they would be married to.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 weeks ago

    Didn't Seinfeld make a whole ass movie like this, but with cereal?

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  • [–] 1 point 4 weeks ago (1 child)