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[–] 118 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (8 children)

I love what Penn Jillette has to say on the subject:

I HAVE ALREADY KILLED AND RAPED EVERY SINGLE PERSON I ACTUALLY WANT TO KILL AND RAPE.

The number of my victims is ZERO, and if your number is not zero you are sick and should be kept away from society.

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  • [–] 88 points 1 month ago (7 children)

    I agree with Penn, but I can't help but think that if I was given a Death Note, I would feel morally obligated to write quite a few names in it. Names of people who are personally responsible for a great amount of suffering in the world.

    It's not that I want to kill people. It's that if I had a guaranteed way of stopping these people with no personal risk, I would feel obligated to do so, even if it meant killing them.

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  • [–] 46 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Someone make a spin of that old capitalist mindset meme with the button "press to get 1 million bucks but a random person dies" and they spam the shit out of it. But now it's you (and me) hammering away at that "you get nothing but a random billionaire or pedophile dies" buzzer.

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  • [–] 13 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Turn on the news and start slamming the button until i see what i want

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  • [–] 12 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    What was Ross supposed to do? Sorry I'm not a fan of the Simpsons so I didn't get the reference

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    It's from Futurama. These are aliens who live 1,000 light-years from Earth, and therefore get broadcasts from Earth 1,000 years after they air.

    The full line being shown here is, "This is ancient Earth's most foolish program. Why does Ross, the largest Friend, not simply eat the other five?" to which the other alien replies, "Perhaps they are saving that for sweeps."

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    So, if Jeffrey Epstein was alive, the person that wants to kill him because he raped their daughter is sick and should be kept away from society?

    Killing innocent people, and killing for self-defense are different.

    I think the person who thinks Jeffrey Epstein would deserve to live is sick.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    They didn't say that people like that shouldn't have consequences, drastic and significant ones, but they may disagree with the specifics.

    Additionally, raping and murdering is what the quote is saying is wrong. The original quote does not state an opinion on using death as a penalty for these acts. For such a consequence, one could argue that it is necessary to distinguish murder and capital punishment as two separate acts, with the latter being justified.

    Finally, the quote is meant to point out to most people that regardless of their religious beliefs, they have a moral compass that is not contingent on their religious beliefs and that most people's compass will generally point in similar directions. One could then conclude that religion is not required to know right from wrong.

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    [–] 92 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    If there's no Mom, what's stopping you from pooping your pants?

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  • [–] 84 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (3 children)

    I helped out a random stranger the other day. Not gonna tell the long story but He kept saying God must have guided me and God must be looking out for me too.

    I didn't want to get into with him but No bro. I helped you because I saw you needed help. And figured I was in a position to do so. I had some extra time that day and just happened to be where you were.

    Wasn't God.

    I help people when I can because why not ? The relief on someone's face is enough payment. Plus I feel guilty when I don't help when I can. Not from fear of damnation but my empathy requires I do something.

    Strangers have helped me in the past. I know how much of a difference that can make.

    It's just frustrating to have your own "good" behaviors constantly assumed to be caused by God.

    No. I chose to help. Me. No one else was involved. Isn't that a better lesson anyway? That there are people who help from a place of support rather than fear of judgement. ? Or some divine force ?

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  • [–] 34 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    all hail daannii, god of helping strangers

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  • [–] 14 points 1 month ago (4 children)

    Sounds good to me! All bow down to daanii or be purged! PURGE THE HERETICS!

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    [–] 75 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I had a guy I worked with ask me “ if you don’t believe in god whats stopping you from raping and murdering people?” I said “because I don’t want to do any of those things” I definitely looked at that dude weird after that

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    [–] 57 points 1 month ago* (4 children)

    I’ve always hated this question, because christians like the guy in the picture don’t draw their morality from the bible. They decide on their moral framework, then read the bible to find verses that support it. I don’t see anyone adhering to the mixed thread fabrics rule.

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  • [–] 16 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    I never buy blended fabrics. I didn't take much else from the bible except for the rule on blended fabrics, and the verse about a bear that mauled 42 boys for mocking a bald guy. These are the only lessons I live by.

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    [–] 36 points 1 month ago (15 children)

    Empathy. How is this so hard to grasp?

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  • [–] 9 points 1 month ago

    In-groups and out-groups, that's how it's "so hard".

    We all have empathy and sympathy for our in-group. When it comes to basic respect, many of us have large in-groups that include the less fortunate, animals, etc, other's have a small in-group with themselves and their family, or their race, or their class. For the worst people, the in-group is themselves and maybe their children who can carry their legacy.

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    [–] 28 points 1 month ago (16 children)

    If you need the threat of eternal punishment to be a good person, then you are not a good person.

    This argument is the same that Kant made. Kant defended the notion that a person should do the correct thing for the sole reason that it is the correct thing.

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    A lot of those religious types scare me that one of the first things they'd do without consequences is murder and rape.

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  • [–] 15 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    My favorite answer is a question: So without God, you would murder, rape and steal? No? Well, then it seems to me you don't need God to know what is morally correct.

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    [–] 12 points 1 month ago

    I'll entertain the spirit of the question.

    Most "good choices" and "bad choices" are fairly easy to figure out. Would you want this thing done to you? If no, then do not do that thing. That's going to cover the vast majority of cases.

    There are some exceptions. Sometimes one might need to balance the needs of the many against the needs of the few. Sometimes one might be presented with a set of all-bad options. Those situations are vanishingly rare, and usually limited to circumstances where group consensus can help one determine which choice is acceptable to the greatest number.

    But it's not always easy, and it's not always clear. I actually had a version of this conversation at a wedding with a guy who had his master's degree in philosophy and another guy who was a devout Christian who was suffering a profound crisis of faith because his toddler nephew had just died of a brain aneurism.

    The crisis-experiencing Christian asked me "Isn't it scary when there aren't clear answers?"

    And my answer was "Yes, frequently. I often wish that there was an obvious or comforting answer to the terrifying conundrums of reality. But there often isn't, and it's my job as an adult to figure out what to do in those situations. Work out the moral calculus of what kind of world I want to create, try to work towards that world, and try to cope when reality won't cooperate in the ways that I wish it would."

    Sometimes it's a cold universe out there, and you've got to build yourself a fire out of coherent philosophy to get through the night. Relying on dogma is a lot like a shot of brandy; it might make you feel warm for a while, but eventually the cold will get to you, and you've got to have that sustaining fire or else you're going to freeze to death.

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago (3 children)

    This argument has bugged me since the early 2000s. The guy who did the McDonalds Super Size Me (somewhat fake, I now understand) documentary got a stupid reality tv show and some dumbass christian (who had to live with a Muslim family for a month) asked the same goddamned question.

    He also wondered if the family, while saying prayers in their native language, might be saying something like "death to america." You know, in front of television cameras during the height of our "war on terror." That's how fucking stupid these people are.

    They are holding us back. If their fear and hatred couldn't be weaponized, we'd have a much nicer society.

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    [–] 11 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    just follow the golden rule :)

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  • [–] 11 points 1 month ago*

    I've thought about this a lot actually, but I figured it out. So when you're presented with a good choice and a bad choice, you go for the good one. Works every time.

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago

    The irony is that empathy is such a foreign concept, yet "love thy brother" is kind of a big highlight to that whole Bible thing.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago*

    As an atheist, I'm mad at how accurate this is

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    That the point : we are choosing

    Actually, applying a dogma is not being a good jew/christian/muslim. Theologists justify almost everything in "God let us choose between Good and Evil". Ironically, their is many learning in the thora/bible/quran that underline the need to not being dogmatic

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