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[–] 28 points 1 month ago (2 children)

As a straight woman, this is completely horrifying.

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  • [–] 28 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    As a straight man this is completely horrifying.

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  • [–] 7 points 1 month ago

    Why would you stomp it to death?

    I'd keep them on display in a fish tank.

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  • [–] 6 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I wonder if one could feel them moving in their balls...

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  • [–] 5 points 1 month ago

    Thanks for the nightmares 😳

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  • [–] 4 points 1 month ago (1 child)

    I would not wanna cum, sounds like it would hurt... but then, you'd still need to 'release the poison' so wtf would you do?

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  • [–] 3 points 1 month ago

    "It'll still feel good."- Paul Rubalino

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    "Seventy-Two Letters" by Ted Chiang, the second worst short story I've ever read that was published. #1 was from the same anthology about how fuckable a salamander/marie Antoinette hybrid was...

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    This is scary, sure, but imagine if the egg had to be proportionally larger too. A quick search seems to indicate the egg is 10 million times larger by volume.

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Wait, what? Who? That didn't happen to me....

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  • [–] 1 point 1 month ago

    Man... Eraser Head was such a weird movie...

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