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[–] 17 points 1 month ago (1 child)

The first time someone m’amed me in a store I almost fainted… cisly… <_<

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  • [–] 10 points 1 month ago (2 children)

    tfw they're not mistaken though

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago

    Just to find out it wasn't a mistake :3

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  • [–] 2 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

    Hashtag that time I went to an all-boys, multi-week, muslim summer camp in Austin, Texas and memorized bunch of the prayers so they gave me a certificate; and I realized.

    1. They don't use spellcheckers.
    2. They thought I was a girl the entire time.

    Certification of Memorization. Right under my censored name it says "her" surah memorization. They misspelled "certifies."

    It now "certfies" that I used to be a 10/10 natural twink that accidentally fooled her preachers :3

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