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[–] 3 points 1 month ago* (1 child)

Hashtag that time I went to an all-boys, multi-week, muslim summer camp in Austin, Texas and memorized bunch of the prayers so they gave me a certificate; and I realized.

  1. They don't use spellcheckers.
  2. They thought I was a girl the entire time.

Certification of Memorization. Right under my censored name it says "her" surah memorization. They misspelled "certifies."

It now "certfies" that I used to be a 10/10 natural twink that accidentally fooled her preachers :3

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