The world is healing

I have thoughts and prayers about this

I heard he was rushed straight to John Hopkins Landscaping

Who's ready for the pearl-clutching over people replicating trump's tweet about Mueller, reshaped to be about this fucking ghoul?

Good. Hope he’s suffering.

May his death be painful and undignified.

I find it funny that, for better or worse, history would have remembered Rudy as the mayor who had to deal with the chaos of 9/11. Not an endorsement of him, but that would have been the defining moment in our collective memory of him. Now all we’re going to picture is a sweaty dude rambling in front of a landscaping shop. What a fucking tool.

Do Trump next!

I wish him a long, painful, and unsuccessful recovery.

Finally some good news.

Stable condition doesn't sound great but I haven't given up hope yet

You’re snatching up the wrong asshole, Death. I mean, take this prick too. But…come on. You know the one we really want shuffled off to hell.

What a tragedy! Why, god? WHY‽

Why couldn't this have happened sooner‽

Oh no, anyway

May he suffer horribly, then rot eternally in hell.

Rudy Giuliani taken ill and rushed to Mount Sinai landscaping

Praise be to Allah.

The nice thing about getting old is that you get to watch the assholes you despise die off... without even having to lift a finger.

Let me guess: he’s due to report to jail or something…

Bye bitch!

Wait, that guy is still alive?

Side effects of leaky brain…?

Trump will send someone to hold a pillow over his face so he doesn't have any death bed confessions.

I love this for him

tbf, this is a net positive for the right. That creep was a liability. A shame he got fired by Cheeto Benito too, his fuckups as a lawyer were classic.

Just one of many obituaries, that I am looking forward to.

Hoping for a speedy demise.

Couldn't happen to a better person. Well maybe one other.

That poor hospital.

Now do the next one

Ran to the comments.

Thank you, next.

Here's to hoping. If only this was about a fair few other "people" too.