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[–] 257 points 3 months ago (5 children)

Klitoris would be an add on for KDE for folks who use Thinkpad nubs

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  • [–] 65 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    I'm more of a trackball users. Those little nubs are so hard to find. ( Ν‘~ ΝœΚ– Ν‘Β°)

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    Developing non-kinky shit for Kinky Desktop Environment is frowned upon, a sort of a crime.

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  • [–] 35 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    FOSS devs: horny since software was invented (or at least since 2011)

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  • [–] 12 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    The word "teledildonics" dates back to 1991. Danni's Hard Drive was in 1995, Usenet groups were used to share scans of porn magazines, and anonymous ftp and gopher were used for sharing porn in the 1980s.

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  • [–] 75 points 3 months ago

    The Gnome variant would be GSpot.

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  • [–] 64 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I wanna make an app for managing child protection settings to keep kids from doing dumb computer stuff. I'm thinking "Kidiot"

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  • [–] 47 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Klitoris - search tool for when you just can't find it but you know it should be there.

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  • [–] 22 points 3 months ago (3 children)

    Wait .. are people struggling to find clitorises? I guess some are small, but theyre still pretty fucking obvious

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  • [–] 27 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    Only as a long standing joke, I don't know anyone who looked and couldn't find it but its also not my first question to people I meet either. Its the second. And they usually walk away before I can ask.

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    Oh thats not a question that I can ask online, its more face to face. With a lot of eye contact. A lot of eye contact.

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  • [–] 18 points 3 months ago

    It's mostly a joke, although people from regions with lacking or misleading sex ed might not be aware of its importance. Or existence.

    It's also possible that the issue is with the technique. Proper stimulation might be difficult to achieve during intercourse if one or both participants are inexperienced or selfish.

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  • [–] 39 points 3 months ago (2 children)

    You mean the KDE Literature Optical Recognition and Identification System? It's just a plugin for skanpage that helps with book scanning and OCR 🀷 How else would they name it? (I just made it up)

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  • [–] 25 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

    Obviously it's an ebook managing suite called klit

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  • [–] 19 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    KDE Lite Internal Testing Or Resource Integrity Suit - Klitoris

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    [–] 16 points 3 months ago

    The search thing on KDE is currently called "baloo" or something like that. Klitoris sounds way better.

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    Pretty sure MS would name theirs "Internet Manager 6 Extreme Copilot".

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  • [–] 9 points 3 months ago

    When are we renaming Gwenview btw? It's literally unusable with that name. The feet people are laughing at us!

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    Would be a bad name for Linux users, they would never find it... (*)

    (*) a) sorry, i had to. b) you know it's true.

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    Introducing ksam ^*^ - KDE's analogue to klippy

    * Have I gone too far?

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  • [–] 4 points 3 months ago

    announcing : Kideas

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  • [–] 3 points 3 months ago (1 child)

    I honestly don't know where the Linux one comes from.

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