Goddamnit I'm so sick of him. Holy shit. Not in a "How can this get any worse," kind of way. I know it can get much worse. It's just the grease of his fingerprints on every aspect of my FUCKING BEING. I can't take a breath without hearing something about him and I think it might legitimately be driving me mad.

Edit: Peel the orange.

Well, that's one way to devalue the dollar.

He's the führer, so it makes perfect sense.

Cashless economy starts now

Gross.

Fuck Donald Trump and everyone who supports him in any way.

Just because I haven't said it yet today.

I'll be defacing every one of these bills that passes my hands.

Bitch thinks he's Queen Elizabeth.

We should put it on money, just like this

Does anyone not understand? This is a warning shot, just like the ballroom. He's telling us he won't leave office except feet first. There won't be any election.

Fucking loser.

Whatshisname ruled the USSR for over 20 years ... tried putting his name all over everything. Renaming major cities for example ... and within a short time after he died, Russians pulled down all the statues (smashed with sledgehammers) and renamed the cities. Hmmm. wasn't Ozymandias ...

If someone tries to pay with a trump signed dollar I will simply rip it up and throw it on the ground

Gonna write “child rapist” above his name on every one of these I get.

Brace yourselves for the Pedodollar

At a time when the use of cash is becoming less and less common thanks to the tons of various money transfer apps.

What a fucking idiot.

ok? you want me to get outraged at this? fuck this stupid bullshit, kids are getting bombed in Iran, but oh no paper money might have a different signature soon. wtf is wrong with people

I like that this is exclusively reported by ”Vanity" Fair

Every time any human being looks at the Trump currency, they stand proud knowing an elected snuff film pedophile signed your fiat paper that many people roll up to snort cocaine on the backs of strippers asses, all in the name of fame, fortune, and keeping the Epstein files from being released.

Here waddles the syphilitic Emperor of Rome America.

Now is a great time to buy stock in companies that sell stamps of things like tiny little dicks.

Step one, sign the money. Step two, print more of it than ever. Step four, profit?