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[–] 87 points 4 months ago (2 children)

Trump is tearing it down himself.

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  • [–] 34 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    Ah, the secret Canadian operative we never suspected!

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I unironically feel like the White House burning down actually should be on a 2028 bingo card.

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I wouldn't bet against it, he's having his incompetent stooges rebuild a whole wing, i would not be surprise if they hit a gas line or something.

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  • [–] 33 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    American here, can confirm, if we were invaded by a foreign power, I'd root for the foreign power.

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Look I’m not gonna say “please do” because with the current admin pretty sure they would just come round me up. I’m just saying, if it were to happen, well, no harm no foul on my book

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    Glass Mar-A-Lago. Burn the evil down at the root.

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  • [–] 18 points 4 months ago (3 children)

    If you burn down the White House you better make sure the resident is in it .... otherwise we will get MAD!

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    More likely to find him in Mar a Lago, which is unfortunately a lot farther away from Canada.

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    Lock the doors before he gets out first please

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  • [–] 8 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    It's going to need to be burned down anyways. It's going to stank like ass and old diapers with ketchup on top.

    Tacky tasteless gold bullshit everywhere. Pictures of his ugly fucking mug.

    Burn the whole fucking thing down.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Just make sure its during those stupid fucking cabinet meetings where all those stupid corrupt fucks are at the WH.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Please please please please please dear God please

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago (2 children)

    Make sure Trump is stuck on the roof when you do it.

    Maybe Cuba could "visit" Mar-A-Largo simultaneously?

    No one will mind, there will be no investigation. We'll just whistle and go on our merry way

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    The Geneva checklist

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    Got a head start for you, on the East Wing

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    The current PM said this . It was right after he took office and there is a video of it. And he said something like "now don't make us burn the WH down, ...again (smiles smuggly).

    I believe it was in response to Trump's threats about annexing Canada.

    I also am pretty sure there was a red curtain background. If that helps anyone find the clip.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Oh no! they are burning down the white house! It would be a shame if someone spilled all this diesel everywhere!

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    Don’t like the character you used for a Canadian but we do have a habit of getting shit faced after burning it down.

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    Canada really said don’t make me come down there again 😭

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    There's no evidence Canada had anything to do with the burning of the White House. The ships which carried out the raid came from the Caribbean colonies.

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Canada's biggest mistake was letting it burn rather than taking it back. Would've saved the world a lot of hassle for the following 200 years 😮‍💨

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    I'm not sure if I want to burn down public housing for senior citizens...

    JK! I got some sweet accelerants!

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Why are you cursing, like that's some kind of threat?

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    Americans fumbling an invasion of Canada and provoking retaliatory action by the British Navy feels like it has more in common with the US-Iran war than the Trump rabble rousing in Alberta.

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