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[–] 102 points 4 months ago (1 child)

I was going to party and talk shit no matter what. Fuck fascists and their feelings.

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  • [–] 98 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    But Charlie Kirk.

    Republicans are such fucking clowns.

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  • [–] 50 points 4 months ago

    When he does croak, this tweet is going to get paraphrased so much back towards his corpse.

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  • [–] 42 points 4 months ago

    I have a family member who died during the beginning of the COVID pandemic who I suspect might have survived longer if anyone competent had been president.

    There are millions of people alive on Earth today who can legitimately blame Trump for the death of a loved one. We wouldn't need any other excuse for whatever behavior we show.

    Whenever Trump kicks the bucket, I know I'll feel both relief and disappointment. Disappointment because he won't have spent enough time in prison for the evil things he did.

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  • [–] 27 points 4 months ago

    yOu CaNt CeLeBrAtE tHe DeAtH oF ChArLiE kIRk

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  • [–] 26 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    "Political differences are no excuse for celebrating Donald Trump's death! He was a human being!"

    "Donald Trump himself openly celebrated the deaths of people he had differences with, like Rob Reiner and Robert Mueller."

    "Oh, I guess that makes sense. Carry on."

    This concludes my performance of a discussion that will absolutely never happen anywhere, ever.

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  • [–] 25 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I mean, I was planning on pissing on that grave no matter what, but an excuse might be nice

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  • [–] 19 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    As if these people are capable of reasoning.

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  • [–] 13 points 4 months ago

    There is zero chance that MAGA will look at the Trump quote, and say "you know what, you have a point, I can't be mad at you for celebrating Trump's death without being a hypocrite".

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  • [–] 15 points 4 months ago

    I'm going to party for a fuckin year when that pedophile dies.

    Don't give a flying fuck what any magat thinks at that stage.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I quit drinking 2 and a bit years ago, imma get fucking wasted when he dies, fucking obliterated.

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  • [–] 31 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Not worth it. Don't let him be the reason you go back.

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  • [–] 22 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I only quit because I got bored and decided I'll only have a drink if its something worth celebrating and the death of McHitler definitely checks all the boxes.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Right on bro. I'm a former addict but I do drink on occasions so I totally get this. Alcohol wasn't my addiction but it was my dad's and all that shit is just such a slippery slope. Enjoy that drink when it comes, I'll be there too.

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  • [–] 14 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    "I’m glad he’s dead. He can no longer hurt innocent people!"

    I can't wait to use this EXACT phrase when Donny Twoscoops finally kicks the bucket. His cultists will wail and gnash their teeth - and it will be glorious!!

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  • [–] 11 points 4 months ago

    We don't need permission.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    lmao some idiot on fb actually reported me to my work for posting a kirk death meme. I just said that's obviously fake. now I'll just send this up the chaim and see how we are about gov contracts

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    I have a bottle of beer in ma fridge, on which I have written “only consume when Trump has kicked the bucket.” it’s nice and cold and beckons at me every day, but I have WILLPOWER.

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    It never "expires" as in becomes dangerous to drink, but it ages, and the results are wide-ranging but typically not great. The kind of beer, bottling process, temperature, and light exposure all play a role. Most are good for around 6 months at most, becoming "skunky" and just tasting terrible.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    Every social media platform on this side of the clearweb can permaban me, idgaf. I'm fucking CELEBRATING when Trump dies. I think I might buy some fancy liquor and drinking glasses just for the occasion.

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  • [–] 10 points 4 months ago

    When he dies I am going to create social media accounts solely for the purpose of posting this same thing about him.

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    Someone needs to tell him that Obama can hold his breath for twenty minutes

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  • [–] 9 points 4 months ago

    I already celebrate Nazi deaths. I don't need his permission to hate him, tacit or otherwise.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    I don't need validation from any-fucking-thing else in this universe to celebrate Trump's demise.

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago

    This is why I will never feel bad when a reactionary dies

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  • [–] 6 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

    I in absolutely no way I need permission.

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  • [–] 5 points 4 months ago

    I want to spread the word far and wide: We're banging pots and pans and cheering at the top of our lungs when his death hits the news.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I'm calling it now, portland is going to be like Mardi Gras for at least a week, maybe a month after the pedophile in chief kicks the bucket.

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  • [–] 4 points 4 months ago

    I thought the reason you could be happy when he dies is because he is a paedophile?

    I honestly don't require any more cause than that.

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    I have a bottle of Cuban Rum just waiting to be drank when the orange douche bag dies

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  • [–] 3 points 4 months ago

    Just another in a long list, from civil rights leaders to beloved actors.

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  • [–] 2 points 4 months ago

    Everyone should be happy when a malignant narcissist dies.

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  • [–] 1 point 4 months ago*

    Nu uh! Because the Left mocked Kirk when he died, so the Right have a do it for free card, so if you do it again then you're double perpetrator and it that would make it right to celebrate your death and wish it upon you.

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  • [+] 1 point 4 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
    [–] -3 points 4 months ago (1 child)

    Selling-out principles, just because others have done-so, is properly called "race to the bottom", but in the moral sense.

    This is exactly why there is no point, whatsoever, in pretending that political motivation will ever be good-enough: integrity has to outrank political-motivation, XOR the result is fucked, guaranteed, even though it may take some time to get there.

    Just downvote this bitter old one, since what I'm saying is unacceptable on all sides/variants of the political-motivation landscape.

    You choose your Eternity, I'm deciding mine.

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  • [–] 7 points 4 months ago

    Counterpoint: Being against celebrating someones death if I think their existence was actively harmful to society was never a principle of mine in the first place.

    I agree with the sentiment though. The concept of people being principled in general and trying to divorce those principles from their opinions of an individual seems very foreign to most people.

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