A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker.

Wet socks

An ad for a toy.

Bees

A knife

McDonald’s food

A knife. Or maybe something really annoying, like a QR code that goes to videos of Mike Johnson talking

Homework

Loaded handgun, where my fellow americans at?

Have you been to a restaurant lately? It's the bill, the bill makes it an angry meal. The free toy in your happy meal makes it cost more. The last thing we need at home is more plastic junk.

Scolding hot coffee that melts off your labia with a side of nationwide slander.

6-pack of Natty Ice

Small Chinese toys painted with "slightly" radioactive paint.

A shiv.

Fox News

A coupon good for $5 off your next purchase of 4 sticks of 16gb RAM.

MD 20/20

They’re both McDonalds, but one is served at the White House.

A Glock

Small bottle of whiskey.

The same toy, smashed.

McDonald’s food.

Homework

A broken toy.

They take a toy

A gun

Gun

The Grinch meal came with a pair of socks that don't match.

A fat doobie.

A pre-set rat trap.

A memo on the new format for TPS reports

Indigestion

A QR code to a Go Fund Me to donate money to the corporation.

and empty fries container

Fox News

The Bible!

A note saying the line cook prepared your burger with one of the pickle slices in his ass.

soup?

A loaded gun

Bed bugs

A stubbed toe or a hangnail.

An adorable little bag of Ricin.