▲ 167 ▼ If happy meals come with a toy, what do angry meals come with? (piefed.social) submitted 5 months ago by early_riser@piefed.social to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world 127 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 48 points 5 months ago (1 child) A tool. Generally a hammer, but an awl, hatchet, saw, or scribe will do as well. Maybe even a paint pen or novelty oversized permanent marker. permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] homes@piefed.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 child) Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill permalink fedilink source parent
[–] homes@piefed.world 21 points 5 months ago (1 child) Sounds like someone has woodworking on their mind permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill permalink fedilink source parent
[–] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 8 points 5 months ago (1 child) Not really, I just can't expect an angry meal to come with a plasma torch, tannerite, or mag drill with carbide annular cutters, can I? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill permalink fedilink source parent
[–] moonshadow@slrpnk.net 3 points 5 months ago The contentment meal is a bag of jerky served on a knee mill permalink fedilink source parent