Left is my girl when I wake her up from her nap in my lap because I'm a horrible bitch who doesn't love her (I was literally about to piss myself)

Right is my girl when I reach behind the bed to pull up the charging cable behind the mattress (she's about to give me wounds requiring stitches)

I love waking up in the middle of the night, and the cat is just staring at you like . Stop hunting me and go to sleep.

The weird thing is that with humans it's the same - only in media bad guys look cool & laid back like kitty in the left panel.

Left one will close her eyes when you touch her.
Right one will close yours.

Pupils dilate to let in more light and improve the accuracy of a strike. Especially since cats hunt in relative darkness.

This is legit. You can totally see the "SLEEPER UNIT ACTIVATED" expression on the cats face.