Oh man, I have this problem to a high degree. Almost anywhere outside the home I'm embarrassed to masturbate. I feel this way at the grocery, the laundromat, even dentists office. Hospitals are intimidating, so it's a great place to start, but there are lots of places we should be putting these. Hopefully they come out with a portable version to make this something that we don't need to be embarrassed about anywhere really.
Too embarrassed to crank one at the hospital, but not too embarrassed to have a machine suck you off while you stand at the row of machines with all the other donors. Urinal etiquette does apply, btw! Don't be That Guy who goes straight for the middle BJ Bot!
That's disgusting. Where would you even buy a horrible machine like that, and how much would that terrible thing cost with shipping?
I’m sorry Dave, I can’t let you not cum
Ransomware: pay 5BTC or I'll bite your dick off
My ex used to help everyone out like this too.
Keeping these things sanitary must be a nightmare
Is there a version that talks back to you? "Give me your sperm baby".
A team of people had to design this
What if I need prostate stimulation?
Where can i get one? For research purposes of course…
Guys, does girth similarity affect the machine's ability to jerk off different donors?
Why is it so small though
We need someone to replace their door handle with this
Everything reminds me of her.
See you stick your utter in the machine and it just pumps the milk right into the container, ready to be processed.
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Hook one of these up to a Sybian and let the machines fuck one another. Metaphors abound
So what's the machine version of eskimo brothers?
if we had these i would donate twice a day.
So much money spent on these machines when they could just hire an on-site hooker
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