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[–] 116 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Too embarrassed to crank one at the hospital, but not too embarrassed to have a machine suck you off while you stand at the row of machines with all the other donors. Urinal etiquette does apply, btw! Don't be That Guy who goes straight for the middle BJ Bot!

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  • [–] 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    If they configure them face to face, they could probably build one machine that jerks off two donors at the same time, on the upstroke and downstroke.

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  • [–] 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

    We'd have to account for their height, wouldn't we?

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