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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What if I need prostate stimulation?

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[–] AlfredEinstein@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago

HAL 9000: "Best I can do is slap your testicles, Dave."

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[–] hemko@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 2 years ago

Ask buddy to help

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[–] MaoZedongers@lemmy.today 1 point 2 years ago

Then just cum into the jar during a prostate exam like everyone else, unless you're too good for that 🙄

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