The stoner roommate Tokey O.

Die Hardman
Heartman
Fragile
Revolver Ocelott
Snake Eater

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Kojima you beautiful bastard

If you like techno-fantasy I highly recommend snowcrash. For years I've wanted a game of the first chapter, basically a guy is delivering pizza but gas is really expensive so all he has is a skateboard and a harpoon gun with an electromagnet. He basically shoots the harpoon at cars and gave them pull him towards the destination, it sounds like a cool video game like a race but you don't control speed only which car you are connected to.

Don't worry that didn't spoil anything. The book goes into a totally different direction with technology and science.

Cho Chang. is so fucking wild that her editor didn't go, "Wtf?"

It's not a direct connection to Rowling but I was just pointing out another example.

Have your agent call mine

Sorry, it's snowcrash and I corrected the original comment.

I just looked that up and it says Shujinko was fooled by someone named Damashi, which means trick.

Fuck I forgot about that. Those movies kinda suck ass past the first two.

Wasn't she possessed or something and that was the reason she ratted out Dumbledore's Army?

The joke is that JK Rowling names her characters offensively.

I've seen this done before with multiple non-existent examples.

This one also uses a Japanese example.

My point is that JK Rowling already named an Asian character offensively. She also has an Irish kid named Seamus that loves blowing stuff up, and a black man named Shacklebolt.

All I'm saying is the joke is now distracting from the source, because there is a real example of using her naming conventions on Asian characters. I'll also say that we don't actually know Cho's nationality, yet I don't have faith in JK Rowling to distinguish between non-European nationalities.

Of course, the longer I talk about it the less funny everything becomes.