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[–] 268 points 5 months ago* (10 children)

IF you're actually curious, it was because we used to import them, and the importers would dye them red due to discoloration in how they were harvested. Domestic production ramped up in the US and since pistachios didn't have to travel as far, and because modern harvesting was more mechanized. It was easier to wash, dry, roast and salt them in a shorter time period avoiding the discoloration that required the dye in the first place.

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  • [–] 84 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I see, so that's why they have never been red outside the US

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Ok that makes sense because I (a 30+ yo canadian) was so confused.

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  • [–] 68 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Wait, this is real? I thought this was a joke...

    Like "Back in my day, bananas were bright purple, but that breed died out."

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  • [–] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I also figured this was just a "let's screw with the youth"-type post. We used to eat pistachios all the time when I was a kid (I'm 35) and I don't think I've ever seen a red one before today. They were always beige/greenish.

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    We over-60s remember when pistachios were red, airplane security was non-existent and everywhere smelled like cigarettes.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I'm also 35, and I remember the red ones. But my mom ate a lot of pistachios and sunflower seeds when she quit smoking in the mid 90s

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I'm 38 and remember red pistachios. Also remember finding some sort of worm thing burrowed into one of those red pistachios, while I was sitting at my grandfather's kitchen table eating pistachios. Didn't stop me. Well, it stopped me from eating that one. But I'm always leery if a pistachio has a hole in it.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago

    It's absolutely real; there's a joke about it in The Naked Gun.

    It's not that there used to be a red variety of pistashio, they were sold coated in this oily red gunk that would stain your fingers pink. That stopped at some point in the late 90's early 2000s.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I also thought this was a joke until I read the comments. Pistachios have always been pistachio coloured in the rest of the world.

    There's something very American about drowning a perfectly healthy natural product in brightly coloured dye.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    The real answer is that yes, they were red, but no it wasn't because they were poor quality.

    It's because the world's largest exporter was Iran, and Iran had a blanket policy of dying their pistachios red.

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  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    So is a US defaultism kinda thing huh

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    I hate this idea of "us defaultism" being labeled on anything that even remotely involves the US. This isnt us defaultism, this is someone from the US sharing something about the US worded to be for someone for the US. I see this numerous different times with different topics for different countries, but I don't go "oh this is German defaultism, oh this is Zimbabwean defaultism." It's a fun fact that you're taking too seriously because you have a hate boner for the US, which is honestly fair.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    In the same vein... Maraschino cherries aren't red, they are golden.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Those are cherries that are not yet Marachino. Light-colored cherries are used because the darker ones don't bleach enough to look good with the dye they use. Maraschino cherries are whatever color they are dyed with (usually red).

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    I know it's common for actors to not really eat when filming a scene in which the character is eating but it almost adds to the joke that we never really see them eating the pistachios. They're just fidgeting with the bags and chewing on nothing.

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  • [–] 20 points 5 months ago

    Warwick Davis (best known for his roles as Wicket the Ewok or Willow) told this story from when he was an extra at the pod race in Star Wars Episode 1.

    He had an awesome looking cocktail and he made the fatal mistake of taking three large sips in the first take. And of course he had to repeat that action every take. And they had to do many takes. Trouble was (apart from the enormous amount of liquid) that the cocktail tasted absolutely awful. But as a professional he stuck to his role of course.

    Those takes never made it into the movie. They aren't even available as cut scenes or still photos.

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    [–] 53 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    The shell of the pistachio is naturally a beige color, but it may be dyed red or green in commercial pistachios. Originally, dye was applied to hide stains on the shells caused when the nuts were picked by hand.[51] In the 21st century, most pistachios are harvested by machine and the shells remain unstained.[51] Wikipedia

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    [–] 29 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Was this a regional thing? In my memory, they were all dyed green.

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  • [–] 22 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Pistachios are native to Iran, and until the 1970s Iran was the world's largest exporter. They dyed their exports with a food safe red.

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  • [–] 21 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    I'm 31 and I've never in my life seen red pistachios in the UK and I've been eating them all my life. What kind of fuck-ass pistachios did you Americans get wtf?

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    [–] 18 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (3 children)

    US defaultism

    this is mostly a US thing

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    [–] 18 points 5 months ago

    We used to get the red ones around Christmas. I just thought they were decorative for the holidays, like Hersey's kisses changed to Christmas color wrapping

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  • [–] 10 points 5 months ago (3 children)

    They tasted better this way. I wish they could bring this pistachio back from extinction.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    The Red Pistachio mold plague spread with surprising speed. Horticulturalists were caught flatfooted, but pulled a rabbit out of their hat with the current strain of green pistachios, saving the sector. It was quite a wild ride.

    I guess you had to be there.

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    [–] 10 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (5 children)

    Fun fact, the ketchup chips in Canada were inspired by these

    /s

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    [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    I'm 34 and have never heard of these.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Was pistachio ice cream also red?

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