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[–] 268 points 5 months ago* (7 children)

IF you're actually curious, it was because we used to import them, and the importers would dye them red due to discoloration in how they were harvested. Domestic production ramped up in the US and since pistachios didn't have to travel as far, and because modern harvesting was more mechanized. It was easier to wash, dry, roast and salt them in a shorter time period avoiding the discoloration that required the dye in the first place.

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  • [–] 84 points 5 months ago (5 children)

    I see, so that's why they have never been red outside the US

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  • [–] 36 points 5 months ago (4 children)

    Ok that makes sense because I (a 30+ yo canadian) was so confused.

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  • [–] 68 points 5 months ago (8 children)

    Wait, this is real? I thought this was a joke...

    Like "Back in my day, bananas were bright purple, but that breed died out."

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  • [–] 34 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I also figured this was just a "let's screw with the youth"-type post. We used to eat pistachios all the time when I was a kid (I'm 35) and I don't think I've ever seen a red one before today. They were always beige/greenish.

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  • [–] 37 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    We over-60s remember when pistachios were red, airplane security was non-existent and everywhere smelled like cigarettes.

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  • [–] 18 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I'm also 35, and I remember the red ones. But my mom ate a lot of pistachios and sunflower seeds when she quit smoking in the mid 90s

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  • [–] 14 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Now smoking is much more financially responsible than eating pistachios

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  • [–] 2 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Where? In EU and Australia at least tobacco is taxed to high heaven and costs like 10+ western money units (take whichever, dollar or euro, still roughly applies) a pack/pouch

    I pay 14.30€ for a 30g pouch of rolling tobacco. And it's probably more expensive the next time I buy because the pack before that was 13.50€. There's a few price-hikes every year.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Yeah, I'm 38 and remember red pistachios. Also remember finding some sort of worm thing burrowed into one of those red pistachios, while I was sitting at my grandfather's kitchen table eating pistachios. Didn't stop me. Well, it stopped me from eating that one. But I'm always leery if a pistachio has a hole in it.

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  • [–] 25 points 5 months ago

    It's absolutely real; there's a joke about it in The Naked Gun.

    It's not that there used to be a red variety of pistashio, they were sold coated in this oily red gunk that would stain your fingers pink. That stopped at some point in the late 90's early 2000s.

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  • [–] 24 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I also thought this was a joke until I read the comments. Pistachios have always been pistachio coloured in the rest of the world.

    There's something very American about drowning a perfectly healthy natural product in brightly coloured dye.

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  • [–] 13 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    Iran died them before export. Not Americans.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago*

    Presumably at their request, or at least their approval, since it doesn’t seem to be a thing in any other country. Most products in the US are imported, don’t pass the buck. “Iran forced it on us” goes against absolutely everything else we know about US consumers.

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  • [–] 9 points 5 months ago

    The real answer is that yes, they were red, but no it wasn't because they were poor quality.

    It's because the world's largest exporter was Iran, and Iran had a blanket policy of dying their pistachios red.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Nope. It's real. I was actually thinking about this the other day and just "wondered". Probably got busy with work and forgot to Google it and then this. I remembered them being red when I was a kid. Now I know why.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago

    many different kinds of bananas and plantains

    and even the "original banana-flavour"-banana is still around, the kind is called "grand michel" and can still be bought, but is no longer suitable for mass farming (due to some fungi/bacteria vulnerability)

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  • [–] 4 points 5 months ago

    There are still some dark purple bananas out there. They are usually less than 1/2 the size of a normal (cavendish?) banana. They don't taste as good to me but many people love them.

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  • [–] 44 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    So is a US defaultism kinda thing huh

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago (2 children)

    I hate this idea of "us defaultism" being labeled on anything that even remotely involves the US. This isnt us defaultism, this is someone from the US sharing something about the US worded to be for someone for the US. I see this numerous different times with different topics for different countries, but I don't go "oh this is German defaultism, oh this is Zimbabwean defaultism." It's a fun fact that you're taking too seriously because you have a hate boner for the US, which is honestly fair.

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  • [–] 6 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    I world disagree because vast majority of the posts from different countries are labeled so (e.g. “In Germany, we had so and so”). Posts from US are almost never labeled so, hence the “defaultism”

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  • [–] 19 points 5 months ago* (3 children)

    Similiar reason cheddar is orange. Cheesemakers used to die it to cover inconsistences in quality or rot.

    At this point, cheddar is almost perfectly homogenous, but people expect it to be orange, so its orange.

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  • [–] 16 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    In the same vein... Maraschino cherries aren't red, they are golden.

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago

    Those are cherries that are not yet Marachino. Light-colored cherries are used because the darker ones don't bleach enough to look good with the dye they use. Maraschino cherries are whatever color they are dyed with (usually red).

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  • [–] 7 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    So if in the 80s I lived in an area that didn't import them already, say, Fresno, the joke would go over my head? Because I sure as hell don't remember red pistachios

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  • [–] 3 points 5 months ago (1 child)

    Holy shit you are pinning my exact experience. I grew up in Fresno CA and have never even seen a red pistachio in my life.

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