Linux From Scratch

Fedora

Proxmox?

Which would make this ESXI?

Especially since it's on its way out.

TempleOS.

Arch is kinda more like looking at a catalogue of parts.

Endevour is the same catalogue of parts, but with a flier inserted with a "recommmended loadout" where you can just check some boxes and get whatever it was you wanted, but the doors there to sawzall the trunk off and attach a cargo box if you want.

Debian should be a small truck (i.e. one that's actually used for cargo, not as a penis prosthetic), and the bottom right is clearly Gentoo!

Bazzite:

SteamOS:

NixOS:

openSUSE

Tiny Core Linux(/Alpine/Void/etc)

OpenWrt

Slackware:

Then this is Windows 10/11:

Btw, it got stuck in Antarctica.

Why is kali always in these memes? Does anyone actually use it?

Damn Small Linux:

Mint should be a Mitsubishi Mirage. People make fun of it, sure, but it keeps working anyway.

Debian must be the 1999 Toyota Corolla

Drive -fwd

Sudo drive -fwd

Drive -left

Drive -stop

Drive -brake

Sudp drive -brake

Udo drive -brake

Sudo dribe -brake

F U C K

Who's this?

J.R. 'BoB' Dobbs uses Slackware:

Tho' sometimes he'll drive:

If Arch is this, what is Gentoo? An IKEA car?

Debian is more like a honda accord or toyota prius.

Reliable, and only real car guys know they're cool.

Those 60s classic cars, though iconic, relied on a very different planned lifespan compared to modern cars. It was much shorter than the cars of today.

A better analogy for Debian would probably be an older Honda Civic model. It’s older and lacks many flashy or hyper-modern features, but it’s reliable, maintainable, and actively supported.

Alpine