Don't slander the good Duke!

Shart Of The Deal

Don't fucking insult the king Duke nukem

Dook*

Declarations. Executive orders. Not bills.

Bills create law. He ain't doing that. Most of what he does is not legal.

If only he was half as cool as the duke.

I'm not very familiar with this character, but I'm guessing that Duke Nukem would only go to Epstein Island once.

And the only ones coming back would be him and the victims he rescued.

And after that... "Call me Santa, because I have a list and I'm checking it twice... except no one on here is any bit nice."

What's this about Trump shitting his pants, by the way? It's not the first time I've heard about it, but when I looked it up I found nothing.

Sign Bill's what?

From the classic internet - Ventrilo Harassment:

"Blow it out your ass!"

Duke Poop'em is heinous lol

Someone needs to make a cut off the video where he gets asleep,cuts to the clip where he is crowned, cut to the clip where he get in the plane and launches shit on Americans, and cut back to reality where he shat himself and the journalists are asked to leave the office in a rush.

Duke Nukem would 100% murder the shit out of Trump.

The Duke is a successful businessman for one, women actually want to be with him and, most important, he is not a fucking pedo.

Bill won't return the calls :'''(

i enjoyed the image, but then reading duke poopem got me. thank for the laugh

I now want a mod for the game that will make it Duke Poop'Em with actual clips of his dumbest quotes.

hell, make some up with AI and mix them in there too. nobody will be able to tell.

to get people to stop paying attention to the epstein files suddenly coming in "batches"

Yo did anyone notice the code word “I hear”? As soon as he said it everyone knew “oh god the president is shidding himself RIGHT NOW”… and then he said it again and held bros hand looked deeply into his eyes and bro looked back at him as if to say “yes Mr president, let’s get you to the changing room!”

Duke Deuce'Em