7Zip 7Furious

I’m dying 😂🤣

@Ninji@wuffs.org

• JPEG XL → file.jxl
• Big PDF → file.bpdf
• MP3 Pro Max → file.mpx
• SVG Deluxe → file.sdx
• 7Zip 7Furious → file.7zf
• DOCX-treme → file.dxt
• GIF Supreme → file.gifs

MP3 pro max=lossless

i think people that would subscribe to gif supreme would probably pronounce it gif

edit: i realise the fatal error in trying to comment this

Most files fall into two categories anyway. How about we upgrade them too?

• EMXML: Even More Extensible Markup Language: Now with binary blobs! Embed media with all 8 bits per byte!
• ZIPminusPK: ZIP But Every File is 2 Bytes Smaller By Omitting Phil Katz's Signature

I would've gone with "Chunky GIF" myself

XlsXL is a large spreadsheet but XlsXXX for a sexy spreadsheet.

Git GOTY edition

Jif Supreme is next-gen peanut butter.

.c plus plus - like C, but with a bunch of other stuff.

Next gen gif should add another sequence of letters that can be argued about how it should be pronounced.

Tar hypersphere

isnt it already DOC->DOCX?
why is the -treme added?

JavaScript (.js) -> JavaBook (.jb)

Imgur has GIFV which is technically just WebM or MP4 treated as an animated image, but that could be GIF supreme

A GIF Supreme

I put GIF Supreme on my sandwich this morning

GIF Cupreme

WebP XP Pro

i hope SVG deluxe supports animation 🤞