No problem, got my eyes on a Trident missile.

Stop worrying.

It's all fine. It'll stay fine.

Look, I don't know much about nuclear reactors, but I do know when you jam some plutonium in some stuff steam comes out and goes brrrr.

Does that sound like something dangerous? Dangerous things don't go brrrrr.

Steam is just water. Do you hate water? Hydrophobes like you make me sick.

How else am I supposed to get 3d models of giant titted anime waifus that will say filthy things to me while crank my hog?

Nuclear reactors go brrrrr. My hog goes brrrrrr. Anime waifus go brrrrrr. See? Totally safe.

Also, not to be pedantic, but it's spelled nookyalurr.

Sounds like you just hate freedom and progress.

Nuclear energy is a con
It's just a cover for making their bombs
And it sends people to an early grave
So we want the power of the wind and the waves

Harness the wind
Harness the waves
We don't need this filthy nuclear waste
Solar power - yet another alternative
Think of the boundless energy the sun has to give
Then there's hydro-electricity with turbines and dams
And we can cut our consumption with conservation programmes

Harness the wind
The sun the waves
We don't need this filthy nuclear waste
The civil atomic energy programmes is nothing but an elaborate cover-up for the real use of nuclear power namely the production of fissile materials for nuclear weapons
We call for an end to the nuclear power programmes and properly funded research into renewable sources of energy

Harness the wind
The sun the waves
We don't need this filthy nuclear waste

https://youtu.be/DjF6g51GHng

It is also a guarantee they will not handle disposal safely

Even the clean energy supplied datacenters will heavily pollute the water used to cool it. So, even if we do that, we should still be pushing to reduce the amount of datacenters being built right now...

The wiki on radiation embrittlement is pretty good reading for any mechanical engineers out there: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Neutron_embrittlement

But then we just dick a hole if there happens anything. 

Weapons grade uranium is so expensive and energy intensive to make that I can’t imagine they would ever pay for it and the fuel is at end of life so would need refueling soon.

The navy likely puts a safety margin on the fuel so there is probably some life left in the fuel but I would be very surprised if it lasted more than a year or two which is where I am confused on how this would work

Just FYI reactor grade uranium is generally enriched below 5% whereas weapons grade is enriched to ~85%

It's a Christmas miracle!

What if we put the AI in the ocean

Definitely before we get fallout 5.

Us of course. With the small 's'.

Everything about project certainty and costs is a lie here.

Moving reactors to somewhere permanent that isn't prime waterfront dock space, reactors past their design life, is simply not realistic. Low ball cost estimates with loan guarantees is the typical nuclear energy boondoggle.

These are just the initial cost estimates over decommission process, but if it were feasible, part of initial design, this wouldn't be an "afterthought scam".

Literally every single one saying anything good about this shit is.