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[–] 69 points 2 years ago

Every picture of Bernie Sanders looks like he's fucking exasperated, and I can't blame him!

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  • [–] 41 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Id vote for Bernie to be the Secretary of Magick

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  • [–] 20 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    "I am once again asking for material components."

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  • [–] 4 points 2 years ago

    MMT or Modern Material Theory argues that Fiat Currency Mage Guilds should no longer think in terms of collecting materials to fund spells, but instead that spells should be used to decrease inflationary pressure on materials.

    ...I can't tell if this was clever on my part, or rambly bs

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  • [–] [S] 30 points 2 years ago (2 children)
  • [–] 24 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better!

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  • [–] 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

    He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he'll always get it right. But by magic.

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    So you mean that he's able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose?

    Sounds brutal 😆

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  • [–] 18 points 2 years ago

    More like casting persuasion or enchants... Republicans seem to be immune with their mental armor of stupidity

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  • [–] 8 points 2 years ago

    Love Bernie!!!

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  • [–] 7 points 2 years ago (1 child)

    Can someone use AI to make this happen ?

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