▲ 782 ▼ Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! Lightning bolt! (sh.itjust.works) submitted 2 years ago by ElBarto@sh.itjust.works to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 22 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 child) If only! If Bernie had magic powers, the US and by extension the world would be doing a hell of a lot better! permalink fedilink source hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children) He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he'll always get it right. But by magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) So you mean that he's able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose? Sounds brutal 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Which is somewhat useless at large rallies..and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate.. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Bernie at the vending machine: checks wallet Aw damn, no monies takes a few quarters from behind ear permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children) He does have magic powers. Unfortunately, his powers are limited to what appear to be slight-of-hand tricks but are actually magic. If you pick a card, he'll always get it right. But by magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) So you mean that he's able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose? Sounds brutal 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Which is somewhat useless at large rallies..and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate.. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Bernie at the vending machine: checks wallet Aw damn, no monies takes a few quarters from behind ear permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 child) So you mean that he's able to ACTUALLY saw the lady in half and put her back together with real magic, but his magic serves no practical purpose? Sounds brutal 😆 permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Which is somewhat useless at large rallies..and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate.. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 child) That's not sleight-of-hand. He can only do close-up magic. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Which is somewhat useless at large rallies..and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate.. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago Which is somewhat useless at large rallies..and probably not allowed on the floor of the Senate.. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago Bernie at the vending machine: checks wallet Aw damn, no monies takes a few quarters from behind ear permalink fedilink source parent
