all 34 comments

sorted by: hot top controversial new old
[–] 39 points 8 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (3 children)

    I'm in asia. They don't use toilet paper. They use water and soap. Like civilized people.

    I FEAR going back to Europe. My asshole is puckering already. Using toilet paper is like sandpapering your anus. And it doesn't even clean it. And it clogs toilets. And it costs us trees. And it costs money. And it's fucking nasty. And when you buy it in the store, people will know that you poop.

  • source
  • hideshow 6 child comments
  • [–] 20 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    People will probably know you poop even when not buying paper

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    You can buy a portable bidet that is basically a squeeze bottle with a nozzle. I always carry a small bottle of liquid soap in my bag so I can wash anywhere. I also have an empty water bottle in my bag’s side pocket that I can fill up when I don’t have the portable bidet with me.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 23 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    Everyone knows that wiping makes you gay

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    I always thought this was a joke but I knew a girl who dated a guy who wouldn't fully clean his ass in the shower because he thought getting his finger anywhere near his butthole was gay.

    I have a hard time even comprehending the thought process.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards.

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    with what? a shit covered hand towel?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    Are you too good for a bidet?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry.

    I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole"

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    I have a squeezable silicone bidet thing and I love it.

  • source
  • hideshow 4 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    Wait, so does that thing/those things go into your butthole?

  • source
  • parent
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago

    No, at least not the thing I mean. It has a spray head oriented sideways and if you squeeze it water comes out with pressure depending on how hard you squeeze it.

    You point the spray head towards your butthole and water cleans everything. I still use TP afterwards but only to dry my butt and it's always clean.

  • source
  • parent
  • [–] 6 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Imagine not having a bidet. Gross.

  • source
  • hideshow 2 child comments
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Shower pending...

  • source
  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Might as well wipe with your hand. More likely to wash em afterwards

  • source