Where the hell did the fucking Vance come from?

What the hell is "city dust"?

What prompt do you give it/them?

WD-40 is there to make things go, and duct tape to make them stop. Been that way forever

Wait, so does that thing/those things go into your butthole?

Ya got me with that one!

Jesus fuck! What the fuck is it with these fuckers!?!? really? Cars are too safe!??! WTF?

I am guessing they want to deregulate the safety laws so that they can take the money that they spend on it and stick it into their pockets and still keep the price of cars the same!

Yeah, if only there was some way to get paid for doom-scrolling this shit

Two things come to mind:

• Subway rolls up with an empty car and I was like, "these fools aren't on this sweet-ass empty car!!?!?"... yeah, dude taking a shit.
• Another being on the A Train, express, and stuck with mariachi band at full-tilt in a convenient 10-15min gap between stops.
• And one time we were the entertainment! Had to get the tree back to the apt, dragged that shit onto the train.

A group of us in NYC and dude rolled up with a rope and declared, "Never leave the house without some rope" and then went on his way.

and like I went on this subway cart where it was empty

Yeah, that is always a bad sign. Not sure if we were on the same train but the same thing happened to me and it was the D!

Yeah, if you ride public transport enough you get a lot of stories. While I do not encourage it, I do look back fondly on some of it.