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[–] 7 points 8 months ago (2 children)

TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes.

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  • [–] 4 points 8 months ago (1 child)

    Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards.

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago (2 children)

    with what? a shit covered hand towel?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (2 children)

    Are you too good for a bidet?

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  • [–] 2 points 8 months ago

    if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry.

    I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack.

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  • [–] 1 point 8 months ago (1 child)

    I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole"

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