▲ 522 ▼ The struggle is real (infosec.pub) submitted 8 months ago by salacious_coaster@infosec.pub to c/lemmyshitpost@lemmy.world 32 comments fedilink hide all child comments
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 7 points 8 months ago (2 children) TIL a bunch of people are walking around with sloppy wet buttholes. permalink fedilink source hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago *breaths heavily* yea permalink fedilink source parent [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children) with what? a shit covered hand towel? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (2 children) Are you too good for a bidet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry. I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Do they shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact permalink fedilink source parent
[–] capuccino@lemmy.world 6 points 8 months ago *breaths heavily* yea permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 4 points 8 months ago (1 child) Alternatively you could dry yourself afterwards. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children) with what? a shit covered hand towel? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (2 children) Are you too good for a bidet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry. I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Do they shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago (2 children) with what? a shit covered hand towel? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds. permalink fedilink source parent [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (2 children) Are you too good for a bidet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry. I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Do they shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact permalink fedilink source parent
[–] BluesF@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago Well hopefully after you use the bidet there won't be any shit there lol, but no. The last few times I used a bidet there was TP as well, you just dab yourself dry with a little bit and put it in a bin. Less paper, not in the sewer, but you get a dry arse. Best of both worlds. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (2 children) Are you too good for a bidet? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry. I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack. permalink fedilink source parent [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Do they shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GreenKnight23@lemmy.world 2 points 8 months ago if the options are wet or dry butthole, I'll take dry. I mean, I bathe regularly and don't scratch my butthole so I don't think there's many positive tradeoffs to using a bidet if I have to walk around with a sloppy dripping crack. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) I genuinely think a lot of people are just scared of liking it. The repression in the US is crazy in a lot of areas lol. "Can't have anything feel good on the no-no-hole" permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Do they shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact permalink fedilink source parent
[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago (1 child) Do they shower? permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact permalink fedilink source parent
[–] JabbaTheThott@lemmy.world 1 point 8 months ago Yeah but Im sure it's a mix of dirty bootys and people who rinse without direct contact permalink fedilink source parent