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[–] [S] 116 points 9 months ago (4 children)
[–] 54 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, he probably doesn't like the new potential nickname of, "Commander Cock in Throat"....which would tie in so nicely to the NFL's Commanders potentially naming the stadium after him now...😂

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Blow-TUS

    El BJ

    Head of State

    Heinrich Hummer

    The Deep Throat Dictator

    Brojobber General

    I can keep going

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.

    Is it "Gluck Gluck Gluck"!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Japan has you covered on that one. The correct spelling for the sound of a blow job is ちゅぱちゅぱ, which in English sounds like "chupa chupa".

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  • [–] 3 points 9 months ago (1 child)
  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You might look at certain Spanish products differently.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Care for some chupa chups?

    ...hello ma'am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there's no more juice left.

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  • [–] 50 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    any negativity that comes to him is like more than 10x deserved at this point.

    he's got a karma debt that quite frankly uneases entire timelines.

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  • [–] 11 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    He will never receive enough justice for all the shit he's done.

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  • [–] 20 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    A modern politician by this point would have someone heading up a crisis management team, and a team leader setting out a unified strategy who is laser-focused on executing. I get that Wolff is saying that no one wants to be "responsible" but it's baffling to me that Trump (or someone who needs his political stock to remain high) hasn't at least brought in someone outside the admin to handle this. Trump used to be surrounded by fixers--is he so hobbled that no one is willing to take this on?

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  • [–] 9 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    The orange-painted baboon doesn't need to handle anything. The Republican party is now perfectly okay with child-raping pedophiles, if they weren't already. That's what they are. That's how cults work.

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    [–] 19 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?

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    [–] 17 points 9 months ago (5 children)

    Bill Clinton leaned back, spread his legs, and guided Trump's crown using his golden locks as a reins. However, due to the locks anchoring mostly to the right side of his head, Trump gives angled head, a suck-on-a slant of sorts....which sparks joy upon Bill's now fully mouthed over rod. Alluring asymmetrical blowy, sultry sax sweetening the Musked air, as two heads of state become two heads in sync. Like a hot orange creamsicle, seems like something is trickling down alright, and this time, its not the economy.

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Did you just... write an erotica piece about Trump and Clinton?

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    It just sort of... came over me.

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  • [–] 17 points 9 months ago

    Hey, I think his hero Hitler had a reasonable way out of his own personal dilemma...

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  • [–] 13 points 9 months ago

    Guys, the guy sucked a grown man's dick... Its not like he sexually assaulted... Wait... It's not like he raped kids... O... It's not like he makes fun of the mentally disabled people... Shit!

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  • [–] 6 points 9 months ago

    Why is no one going after wolff? He clearly knew about the pedo ring and covered for epstein.

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  • [–] 4 points 9 months ago

    Yet he still lives

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