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Yeah, he probably doesn't like the new potential nickname of, "Commander Cock in Throat"....which would tie in so nicely to the NFL's Commanders potentially naming the stadium after him now...😂
Blow-TUS
El BJ
Head of State
Heinrich Hummer
The Deep Throat Dictator
Brojobber General
I can keep going
Please do. lol
We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.
Is it "Gluck Gluck Gluck"!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.
Japan has you covered on that one. The correct spelling for the sound of a blow job is ちゅぱちゅぱ, which in English sounds like "chupa chupa".
That's Spanish!
You might look at certain Spanish products differently.
Care for some chupa chups?

...hello ma'am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there's no more juice left.
This day in history:
On 11/15/25, Lemmy user, "altphoto" accidentally created a new chant/noise that would become associated with anti-trump protests for years to follow.
any negativity that comes to him is like more than 10x deserved at this point.
he's got a karma debt that quite frankly uneases entire timelines.
He will never receive enough justice for all the shit he's done.
He won't live long enough to serve all the prison time he deserves
More than....the man fucking weaponized the corona virus against his own people--incompetantly-- and now he's kidnapping them, too. Yeah, I'd put that slightly over 10x.
A modern politician by this point would have someone heading up a crisis management team, and a team leader setting out a unified strategy who is laser-focused on executing. I get that Wolff is saying that no one wants to be "responsible" but it's baffling to me that Trump (or someone who needs his political stock to remain high) hasn't at least brought in someone outside the admin to handle this. Trump used to be surrounded by fixers--is he so hobbled that no one is willing to take this on?
The orange-painted baboon doesn't need to handle anything. The Republican party is now perfectly okay with child-raping pedophiles, if they weren't already. That's what they are. That's how cults work.
They were always ok with it - it’s always been part of their value system.
Yep, the headline is silly, he's just going to carry on with his usual schtick and also torpedo MTG as much as possible. I don't think his strategy runs deeper than that.
someone heading up a crisis management team
Rudy Gulianni has his own problems this time...
All his fixers went to jail, no one wants to be the next fixer to get thrown under a bus
Trump had sex with Bill Clinton you say?
That depends on what your definition of sex is
Bill Clinton leaned back, spread his legs, and guided Trump's crown using his golden locks as a reins. However, due to the locks anchoring mostly to the right side of his head, Trump gives angled head, a suck-on-a slant of sorts....which sparks joy upon Bill's now fully mouthed over rod. Alluring asymmetrical blowy, sultry sax sweetening the Musked air, as two heads of state become two heads in sync. Like a hot orange creamsicle, seems like something is trickling down alright, and this time, its not the economy.
Did you just... write an erotica piece about Trump and Clinton?
It just sort of... came over me.
I'm not sure whether to give you a medal, or assemble the townfolk and hand out torches and pitchforks.
Donald Trump played bill's favourite notes on his saxophone.
Or he sucked a horse's dick.
Hey, I think his hero Hitler had a reasonable way out of his own personal dilemma...
Guys, the guy sucked a grown man's dick... Its not like he sexually assaulted... Wait... It's not like he raped kids... O... It's not like he makes fun of the mentally disabled people... Shit!
Why is no one going after wolff? He clearly knew about the pedo ring and covered for epstein.
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