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[–] 54 points 9 months ago (3 children)

Yeah, he probably doesn't like the new potential nickname of, "Commander Cock in Throat"....which would tie in so nicely to the NFL's Commanders potentially naming the stadium after him now...😂

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  • [–] 26 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    Blow-TUS

    El BJ

    Head of State

    Heinrich Hummer

    The Deep Throat Dictator

    Brojobber General

    I can keep going

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  • [–] 8 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    We need the official national spelling for blow job noises.

    Is it "Gluck Gluck Gluck"!? At least we can celebrate our first gay bisexual president.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago (2 children)

    Japan has you covered on that one. The correct spelling for the sound of a blow job is ちゅぱちゅぱ, which in English sounds like "chupa chupa".

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  • [–] 2 points 9 months ago (1 child)

    You might look at certain Spanish products differently.

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  • [–] 5 points 9 months ago

    Care for some chupa chups?

    ...hello ma'am, I need to give chupa chups to my friend. I do it under the table so nobody can see. Yes he totally enjoys all the chupa chups I give him. He likes the balls but usually keeps the stick in his mouth even after there's no more juice left.

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