Reminds me of the Mississippi queen from Regular Show

This isn't significantly more revolting than a standard Bloody Mary; the entire idea of tomato juice is disgusting, it's just thin and bland tomato soup and if you chill it it's even worse. It's a waste of vodka, not good vodka mind you, but you could have had a perfectly fine screwdriver with that vodka!

That is a crime against humanity.

That image makes my eyes want to vomit.

We're gonna have to call it a beef washington then

I imagine it's that combo of salty, savory, and sweet that draws you in.

But from the description I found online, it's way too much of each part to even seem like a good idea.

I could see those elements on toast though... You get the crunch of the toast and the bacon, that would handle the texture aspect.

Then just having a spread of peanut butter and jam instead of full jars would complement the savory of the bacon better.

The description of the loaf specifies grape jelly... I'd swap that out for something like a marmalade for some more acid to balance things out.

Ohh it's called a cube burger

No, that's anti-elf propaganda spread by the dwarves. Legolas had nothing to do with Elvis's death.

If you can't shit for a couple of days or even weeks because of the opiates, pretty much anything can kill you.

That thing could kill anything that ate it. Pretty sure one of those things would cause your blood to gellify.

I am positive this is more than the daily 2200 calories

That's a week of food for some people.

It may, in fact, be in excess of recommended caloric intake. I would not be surprised if there were more than 2000 calories in this photo.

https://youtu.be/sta-kHfOzeE?si=56sSwtwDwfovXLPh

Use this basic method and whatever fillings you like, although beef, mushrooms and cheese is amazing. Ive made a very nice pork one too.

I've had deep fried Snickers before, it's a common thing to see at fairs, they're a tasty heart attack on a stick.