Why would I pirate kids?

You wouldn't download a kid.

I don't want kids, pirated or not.

I never knew that pirating kids was such a problem.

The kid from this video sadly took his own life last year. He will forever be a part of internet royalty for this legendary video!

RIP Brett

Could be misunderstood, here's a comma for you: " , "

Pirated kids are never as good as the originals.

Isn’t that just called kidnapping?

I illegally downloaded this video to my PeerTube instance. The guy is gonna come kick down my door, any minute now.

Kid-voice-144p.mp3.exe

Here is an alternative Piped link(s):

https://piped.video/LZgeIReY04c?si=_L-Wu3Q87DHCvy0a

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Don't people buy kids off the black market anymore? You gotta support your local black market!

All the comments are just pure gold.

The production value is better than GOT season 7

but orlando bloom needs a first mate

“staplegunmans” are definitely my personal worst nightmare as well

I'm not quite convinced that dude has any police credentials