▲ 180 ▼ And that's why you shouldn't pirate kids. (youtu.be) submitted 2 years ago by MakerThe11@lemm.ee to c/piracy@lemmy.dbzer0.com 45 comments fedilink hide all child comments Im scared of the staplegunman
[–] fjordbasa@lemmy.world 109 points 2 years ago (7 children) Why would I pirate kids? permalink fedilink source hideshow 14 child comments replies: [–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago (1 child) I prefer to pirate adults permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Lenny pirate your butt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gimme yur booty permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 2 years ago I mean treasure ya know permalink fedilink source parent [+] Xylight@lemdro.id 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those. permalink fedilink source parent [–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* My chimney has never been swept Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney. You decide permalink fedilink source parent [–] moreeni@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children) And that's why you need punctuation kids. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma. permalink fedilink source parent [–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago I emphatically would NOT download a child. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can't even give them away permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent [–] Oka@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 30 points 2 years ago (1 child) I prefer to pirate adults permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Lenny pirate your butt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gimme yur booty permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 2 years ago I mean treasure ya know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Crackhappy@lemmy.world 1 point 2 years ago (1 child) Lenny pirate your butt permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gimme yur booty permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 2 years ago I mean treasure ya know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 5 points 2 years ago (1 child) Gimme yur booty permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 2 years ago I mean treasure ya know permalink fedilink source parent
[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 3 points 2 years ago I mean treasure ya know permalink fedilink source parent
[+] Xylight@lemdro.id 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 child) [deleted] permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] linearchaos@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago Oh Jesus no. I have enough of those. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] weeahnn@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 child) They have small hands, good for fitting into pockets. Turn them into little pickpockets. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* My chimney has never been swept Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney. You decide permalink fedilink source parent
[–] DebatableRaccoon@lemmy.ca 9 points 2 years ago (1 child) Not to mention they fit into crawl spaces so much easier than adults too. The possibilities are endless. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* My chimney has never been swept Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney. You decide permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Restaldt@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago* My chimney has never been swept Because of child labor laws? Or because i dont have a chimney. You decide permalink fedilink source parent
[–] moreeni@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago (2 children) And that's why you need punctuation kids. permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 4 child comments replies: [–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places. permalink fedilink source parent [–] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] floofloof@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago I do use those but, they keep putting commas in all the wrong places. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] LocustOfControl@reddthat.com 3 points 2 years ago Unless you want engagement! 90% of these comments are about the missing comma. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works 14 points 2 years ago I emphatically would NOT download a child. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Sharpiemarker@feddit.de 8 points 2 years ago (1 child) Can't even give them away permalink fedilink source parent hideshow 2 child comments replies: [–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Karlos_Cantana@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago And if you drive them blindfolded to another state and drop them off in the middle of nowhere, you go to jail. It's a no win scenario. permalink fedilink source parent
[–] Oka@lemmy.ml 5 points 2 years ago Cause they cost too much to commit right away. If you dont like what you got, either you go through the hassle of trying to get a refund, or if you pirated it, you just get rid of it. permalink fedilink source parent