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[–] 71 points 10 months ago (4 children)

These people figure everyone else will do the hard stuff, and one day they’ll all come to their senses after rebuilding and realize they need a beans and guns guy. It’s a kind of narcissistic laziness.

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  • [–] [S] 124 points 10 months ago (2 children)
  • [–] 23 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Those fuckers probably have turrets outside their bunkers and will shoot on site.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Turrets run out of ammo eventually they also need a vent for air. Would be real bad if they got blocked.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Plus without supporting infantry you can just roll up behind a very thick steel plate, doesn't matter that it's slow as you can take as long as you like

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  • [–] 46 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Nah....the people who fill their bunker with beans and guns are the same people who will use their guns to take from those who build gardens and communities.

    In other words, they want all of the benefits of a community without putting in anything in return.

    Or to put it even more simply: conservatives.

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago

    I've played an enormous amount of post apocalyptic simulations and video games, so I've got some insight on how this typically goes:

    The bunkers with beans and guns are rare, but usually whoever is inside died of something really common, like an infection, broken leg or a stroke, and was unable to get medical aid in time.

    There's also loot boxes/caches in the woods where you see someone tried to be completely solo and typically "having weapons" is way less valuable than knowing how to use them

    The OG meme is right, you need other people in "the apocalypse", going it alone is a death sentence, even basic things can become enormously difficult (many hands make for light work)

    Make sure at least one of the people you know is a doctor, surgeon, or nurse of some kind

    And if the "guns-people" ever band together (band-its) and try to take stuff away, they typically don't have coordinated field tactics or military discipline, it's a slog but battling the cannibals with a regular army does eventually result in their extinction

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    [–] 49 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    Or fight fascists to prevent a doomsday. Instead of voting them into office.

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  • [–] 28 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    There's a significant percentage of preppers who want doomsday to come, because they think they will get to be a leader & have an "I told you so" moment, instead of the community seizing the spoils of their preparation.

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    And most preppers prepped for the wrong doomsday. Many got screwed during covid because they only prepped for war. It would also be shit if you prepped your entire life, spent thousands on it, then it to never happen. And most preppers think they prepped properly, but they lack the intelligence and/or skills to actually use everything they have or they forgot crucial components.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago (2 children)

    I have to say, i was brexit prepping for a while and when covid hit it was a little satisfying sitting there with my well stocked pantry and decent stocks of toilet roll while other people were queueing out of the supermarkets

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Fair, but that's not doomsday prepping. I also have a well stocked pantry in case the payment system gets hacked and shops can't open, or something similar. That's always smart, to prepare for at least a week food wise. But that's different than hoarding war meals, weapons, combat gear, water purification systems, diesel generator and loads of fuel, etc. in your backyard bunker.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    We all gotta start punching more fascists.

    (I can't fight and I'm weak shit, so can someone throw in an extra hit on my behalf please? I'll get you a milkshake as thanks.)

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  • [–] 22 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Porque no los dos?

    Community engagement is vital, and we should all be involved with outreach, education, and mutual aid.

    I think we all understand that we're on our own now, and if we want our communities to survive and thrive we need to take ownership and contribute.

    But it's naive as fuck to pretend we won't be on our own protecting those communities as well. Arm up, train up.

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    [–] 19 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Let's be honest, if there is a global apocalypse and the only people left are the billionaires in their bunkers, how long are they really going to hang around doing their own laundry, eating canned food, and watching reruns?

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    They will be rapidly killed by their private military teams and a bunch of warlords will break out from that.

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  • [–] 18 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Maybe learn Vietnamese. They fought the French, the US, China, and Cambodia one after the other, and won. They must know some shit.

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    [–] 15 points 10 months ago (1 child)
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    [–] 12 points 10 months ago* (1 child)

    Learned how to chop wood today

    Doing a light version of the cabin in the woods thing ("F*** this city! I'm gonna go live in a cabin in the woods!")

    Interestingly enough I am doing this cause I'm a musician and need a place where I won't bother anyone with my noise. Two birds one feeder, as the saying goes

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    This presumes you live around real people.

    My neighbors are a mysterious Brazilian who changes the topic when asked his profession but drives many luxury cars (drugs were hinted at by others), an 85 year old MAGA anti-vacc used car salesman, an absentee company owner that uses a $1.25M house to park his logoed trucks, boats and jet skis, and a lawyer who adopts maladjusted dogs and leaves his door open for them to run around the neighborhood biting people (me last).

    Brazilian throws large parties for people who drive Porsches, used car dealer complains about Democrats and leaves packages on his porch for over a year, absentee is able to hook up a boat and leave in two minutes, and lawyer neglects feral dogs and spends time with his horses. I have only ever seen the used car salesman do work. He loves running things with motors at night.

    None garden but 3/4 installed insecticide systems to kill all pollinators on their property at the push of a button and hire people to put in nice ornamentals.

    The same 3/4 produce more garbage in a week than my family of four does in two months and may throw out and replace clothing rather than washing, so I doubt mending is on the table. They certainly don't cook based on the food deliveries. Absentee business owner has never spent a night in that house in two years and I don't know what he wears or looks like.

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Join your local CERT, learn and get free stuff and meet people

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (6 children)

    Is that a fish smoking a cigarette? With its eye?

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    [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Damn, really sounds like you were just listing off all the traits of Anarchism

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  • [–] 8 points 10 months ago

    Not just their professional trades. Cultivate skills. Cooking, repair, gardening, etc.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Damn.....that's just about perfect

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)

    Hey, you're just preparing for a different doomsday. How do you know they're not preparing for an animal uprising, where all the bears, elk, and wolves team up to eliminate their human overlords? In that scenario, preparing hunting material makes tons of sense.

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  • [–] 4 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    If you aren't armed and prepared to defend yourself and your community, you are just gathering resources and slaves for the people that are armed and want your stuff and want to turn you into slaves or corpses.

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    [–] 4 points 10 months ago

    Guns and bunkers would help at first though

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  • [–] 3 points 10 months ago (4 children)

    Establishing a community garden is a lot of fun actually. We have one in our house but it is not very big so you basically get a single vegetable every now and then but the whole working with the ground, keeping the irrigation system intact is soothing.

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