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[–] 89 points 10 months ago (1 child)

I would just ask my brother to give me $40. I think he would probably do that to avoid exploding.

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  • [–] 68 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Damn that sucks, all y'all unemployed?

    I open my laptop and answer about six emails.

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  • [–] 36 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    You can answer SIX whole emails in three hours?

    damn that's like a full day for me.

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  • [+] 45 points 10 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)
    [–] 33 points 10 months ago (2 children)
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    [–] 30 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Sit on my ass. Maybe play a video game.

    Fuckers.

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  • [–] 26 points 10 months ago (3 children)

    I could suck one dick and have $60 to get my family dinner after their ordeal.

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    [–] 24 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    40 dollars? That's all? I'm salaried and can work any hours I want to, so I guess I'm logging in at work and writing a few lines of code or answering some emails.

    Twenty minutes will do it. Probably round it up to half an hour just to be safe. And honestly, if I get into the zone, an hour will fly by, easy.

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    [–] 24 points 10 months ago

    Sell my shirt to my dad for $40. I’m pretty sure he’d rather buy my shirt than explode.

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  • [–] 19 points 10 months ago*

    Go to work for an hour

    Take my bottles to the depot

    Ask a buddy to spot me 40

    Sell a couple things

    … check my bank account?

    $40 isn’t that much money…

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    So $13.33/h?

    That's less than £10 which I believe would be below minimum wage in my country, so basically any job would do it

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  • [–] 15 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Assuming you get your paycheck either weekly or monthly, you won't have $40 after 3 hours through, even if you did $40 worth of work.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago) (1 child)
  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    Explain the situation to my family and sell them stuff.

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  • [–] 16 points 10 months ago

    Start suckin and fuckin 🫡

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  • [–] 14 points 10 months ago

    Good old-fashioned robbery. Then when charged argue a defense of necessity.

    To make such a defense, you have to show that the harm you sought to avoid exceeds the harmed caused by the crime you admit to performing. Robbing $40 from a random store obviously meets this threshold if the alternative is multiple people dying.

    There are many cases where you can't argue a defense of necessity. For example, if someone threatens to kill your family unless you kill some other person, you can't argue a defense of necessity at your murder trial. You can't sacrifice one life to save another. But if the crime you commit is obviously orders of magnitude less destructive than the alternative? Then yes, simply robbing a store for $40 to prevent multiple deaths could easily be argued as a necessity.

    Hell, even if you're not able to make that defense; it's 40 bucks. What are the odds I'll face anything other than probation for such a minor crime?

    It's the obvious answer, but sometimes the simplest answers are best. If I simply have to make 40 dollars within the next 3 hours, or people die? Yeah I'm just straight-up robbing somewhere.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    Work one hour at my job.

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  • [–] 13 points 10 months ago

    Just pick up a shift at work.

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  • [–] 12 points 10 months ago

    I ask my best friend for $40.

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Donating plasma only takes about an hour

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  • [–] 11 points 10 months ago

    Depends how you define "make"

    If standard pay from job is too late, then I'd sell a CSP or CC from my brokerage account and I technically "made" the premium

    If that's not urgent enough, take some jewelry to a pawn shop and hock it

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  • [–] 10 points 10 months ago (1 child)

    I make that in an hour of work. So... keep doing what I'm doing?

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    [–] 9 points 10 months ago*

    Ask my friends to transfer money real quick.

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  • [–] 9 points 10 months ago

    Can't I just take $40 out of my wallet?

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago* (5 children)

    Time to get into sex work.

    I don't have anything I could sell that quickly, even.

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    [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    I scroll on my phone for a bit and call it a day.

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  • [–] 7 points 10 months ago

    Hop on the Uber hamster wheel again. And again. And again.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Clock in at work. 34 minutes later I earn $40.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    sell tickets to an explosive event. then just keep the money.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Before or after tax?

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    am I already scheduled for a shift? I make that hourly.

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    Make exactly $39

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  • [–] 6 points 10 months ago

    How exactly do you define making money though? I already have more than $40 could I purchase a product worth more than $40 and then return it? Could I steal $40 from somebody and then give it back once my family is no longer going to explode? Could I explain that my family is going to explode and politely request the money in hopes that someone believes me? How long do I need to retain the money? What if I just take something I own to a pawn shop? What if I gamble and I lose $50 and then later I make $40, I'm $10 down but technically I made $40 in the last transaction, have I satisfied the requirement?

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  • [+] 6 points 10 months ago* (last edited 10 months ago)
    [–] 5 points 10 months ago*

    Sell my car to the next person who walks by, I guess.

    But I'll hint to them (family) strongly that I won't be selling two cars, so they need to get less explodey.

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  • [–] 5 points 10 months ago

    I feel like this is a "straight" boys wet dream. Perfect 'no homo' excuse to suck a dick.

    "I did it to save my family".

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